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Next door, "When a metaphysics boss dresses up as a cannon fodder for a wealthy family" is now open. If you like the little cuties, you can check it out~~
Please collect the pre-collections of "When the Metaphysics Boss Dresses Up as the Cannon Fodder of a Rich Family" and "The General's Pathological Predation"~·~
After Li Yao's death, he was reborn as a lynx kitten. He was the thinnest one in a litter of lynxes.
You can't grab it when you eat, and you can't grab it when you play.
Being bullied, you can't beat him.
He watched helplessly as the ear hairs he had carefully grown were being plucked out by other lynxes. He refused to go bald and decided to fight back.
The first step in resistance is to eat.
In order to have meat to eat, he shamelessly hugged a leopard's thigh, stretched out his thin neck and screamed loudly.
Thain, the leopard, squinted his eyes and smiled seductively, "Be good, eat more, you will gain weight, but now it is not enough for me to swallow in one bite."
Li Yao: QAQ
The golden leopard loves hearing the little lynx flatter him most, which makes eating meat even more delicious.
Golden Leopard Gong who doesn't know he's playing a training game × Lynx Shou who is weak but has rainbow fart skills
This article tells about the life of a group of big cats with middle school disease in the grassland. It is a bit nonsensical and funny. The young girls of Qiuqiu are doing well to me (beep quietly - the reason why Qiu Kang is so embarrassed is my cat's fault!)
Instructions for consumption:
① A sweet and imaginative little article, completely imaginary. There are so many private settings in the article, all for the sake of sweet and sweet pampering.
②Updated daily. If something happens, I will ask for leave in the comment area or the copywriter, and it will be made up the next day.
③This article will be posted to V on Tuesday, November 19th. Please continue to support me, little angels~mua
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Pre-order No. 1 "Little Raccoon Becomes a Father in the End of the World"
Xie Ran, as a little raccoon spirit who has practiced for more than a thousand years, when he ascended through the calamity, because the prototype's eye sockets were too dark, and his eyebrows and mouth were too white, he was mistaken for a skeleton by the drunk Thunder God and Lightning Mother in the night. The Thunder God and Lightning Mother, who had a personal grudge against the Bone Demon, immediately struck with thunderbolts. After the strike, he realized that he had made a mistake, and Xie Ran, who had been struck badly, had turned into a black smoke and traveled to another interstellar world.
When Xie Ran landed, as a flightless bear, he thought he would fall into a pulp, but he didn't expect that a human flesh cushion would be placed under him, saving his life.
Xie Ran is a little raccoon who only knows how to repay kindness. He dragged the unconscious human body mat by one leg and took him to the doctor...
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Nie Chuan, the most authoritative leader of the R city base, and the Zombie King exploded their crystal nuclei and died together. I thought I had completely said goodbye to this world, but I didn't expect that when I opened my eyes, I was in a dimension...
There was a gentle voice coming from above, "My good son, please help Daddy put the rice and flour bags in order and make them tidy. The end of the world is coming soon, so we need to save a lot of food."
Nie Chuan:? ? ?
When will I have a father? ? ?
The soft and cute little raccoon who is naturally stupid is fine with X and the crazy base boss who pretends to be a weakling is attacking
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Pre-order No. 2 "When a metaphysics boss transforms into a cannon fodder for a rich family"
1.
Jian happy was reborn, and his soul passed through the body of the young master of the Jian family who had the same name and surname as him.
Then netizens discovered that the young master of the Jian family who was crazy about chasing men on Weibo suddenly stopped chasing him and his style of painting changed.
Master Jian happy only picks up the happy V: Take a look, take a look, draw talismans to read Feng Shui, dispel evil spirits and eliminate resentment, break up the five elements, and jump off the building to sell off the price today...
Netizen: Jian Baoshan, aren't you chasing Yu Heng?
Master Jian happy only picks up happy V: What is Yu Heng and can it be eaten? Does he smell like a villa?
Canhui Entertainment President Yu Heng V: Just wait for someone to slap you in the face.
A few days later, the film studio invested by Canhui was haunted. Jian Xi appeared with an egg in one hand and a Bagua plate in the other. She said with a smile, "I can give you peace on the set, but you have to post an apology for the slap in the face. Besides, raising dragon eggs is very expensive. For the sake of being an old acquaintance, I will only charge you 30 million for nutrition."
Yu Heng: Are you crazy because of poverty?
Jian happy stared at him without speaking.
The next day, Yu Heng posted a blackface apology on his blog
Netizens: Mr. Yu, does your face hurt?
Until the dragon egg broke out of the shell, holding a huge sum of 30 million in his hand, and seeing the little dragon cub growing more and more like an enlarged version of Yu Heng, Jian Xi doubted herself whether the money was too little :(
2.
Jian Xi's fortune-telling has become very popular. He has transformed from a hot-tempered rich second generation whom everyone hates to see, to the most famous metaphysics blogger on the Internet. He is good at drawing fortune-telling, fortune-telling, Feng Shui, predicting misfortune. He also likes to bring a glittering egg to live broadcasts in mass graves to dispel evil spirits and eliminate grievances. He also sells academic amulets, ghost-expelling amulets, peach blossom amulets, and evil-dispelling amulets...
When netizens saw his true ability, they fell to their knees and asked for divination.
A real estate tycoon: Master Jian, please ask for divination. I will give you a luxurious villa covering an area of 2,000 meters in the city center as a reward.
Jian happy: Okay, okay (????)?
An international movie queen: Master Jian, please ask for divination, and I will reward you with a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Jian happy: Okay, okay (????)?
A certain popular actress: Master Jian, please ask for divination, and I will give you five million in cash as reward.
Jian happy pinched her waist: Okay, okay, let the labor and management wait : D
Feng Shui Master Shou vs Domineering President Golden Dragon Attack
·Good young people in the new era are not superstitious or feudal
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