After being slapped by the water in the koi pond, Jin Koi was accidentally bound to a koi cultivation system.
It's a pity that it is incomplete.
This incomplete system regretfully told Jin Li that it had good news and bad news.
Jin Li:+Then I want to hear the bad news first.
System:+The bad news is that my mall mechanism and reward mechanism are broken.
Jin Li: +Then what else do I have to do? Untie me quickly and get out of here. By the way... What's the good news?
System: The good news is - my task mechanism and punishment mechanism are still there.
Jin Li: What kind of good news is this? !
System:+ Good news for me. By the way, do you want to untie it? Unbinding the koi before collecting a certain amount of koi value will lead to a lifetime of bad luck?
Today's carp:+mmp
In order to collect enough koi points and unbind the system, Jinli not only has to trick people into reposting the koi, but also artificially gives good luck to the people who forward it.
Jin Li, who has no system products, is still trying hard to pretend to be a koi fish today with his uprightness and coquettish operation.
So——
Jin Li works as a cleaning girl for the bankrupt boss, as an assistant nurse next to the doctor who is in trouble, as the only audience for the musician who is in trouble, as the only fan of the movie king who was framed, and as a life assistant for a desperate supermodel...
Jinli's belief is that as long as you forward my Koi, I will try my best to make you come back.
In the eyes of the big guys:
Baby Li helps me so much, she must love me very much!
However, just when the big bosses rose up again and wanted to repay the favor with their own lives, they were sternly rejected by Jin Li:
I have no other intention of helping you, I just want you to help me forward this koi.
All the bosses: Meow meow meow?
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The big guys asked Jin Li: + Are you in love with me just to get me to turn to Koi? !
Jin Li: + First of all, there is no love, and secondly, yes.
All the big guys fainted in the toilet crying.
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#What kind of love is this? I just want you to turn into a koi
#Hold on! My Koi's character cannot be destroyed!
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The hero slices it, that's it.
Purpose: Happiness must be created with one's own hands