[Literary Man + Dragon Clan] I Heard That You Are □□?

Miss Lu Mingfei, who went to the Japanese branch and escaped from death at Gao Tianyuan of the Divine Burial Hall, was picked up by her kind-hearted netizen Oda Sakunosuke and kindly took her in. #I heard she met □□ again?# (Sound of door opening——) Osamu Dazai: (shakes hands) Miss Lu. Lu Mingfei: (returning the handshake) Hello, hello. Oda: Is there anything we can help you with? Lu Mingfei: (pauses, lowers voice) What I want to say... Don't be afraid. Dazai Osamu: We are people with special professions, and we will not be afraid. Oda: Please tell me. - Lu Mingfei: I just met □□. Oda: Who is it? Lu Mingfei: It's not any one, it's the head family that leads all Japan, the Sheqi Eight Clan. Osamu Dazai: (Draw a Yamata-no-Orochi that doesn't look like a snake, and hold it up.) Lu Mingfei: It's not really Yamata no Orochi, that's a name. Osamu Dazai: (Drew a normal snake and raised it.) Lu Mingfei: I told you it's not a real snake. Osamu Dazai: (Draw a half-human, half-snake Chuuya, and hold it up.) Lu Mingfei: Why is it only the upper body? He is human. Osamu Dazai: (Quickly drew a slug and held it up.) Lu Mingfei: (stunned) This... - Oda: (patted Lu Mingfei's shoulder and brought over paper and pen.) Oda: (Seriously drew a Chuuya and raised it) Oda:□□. Lu Mingfei: (slapping his paper away angrily) Ah! Have you watched the movie? It's the kind of movie where you hold a gun and fight every day! Do you understand? Oda: Got it, keep talking. Lu Mingfei: They chased me crazily, and they did not hesitate to mobilize their connections to have me wanted in the whole city. They said I was a precious S-class, and they wanted to kidnap me to give birth to a child. Lu Mingfei: In that area of ​​Tokyo, they were all gay, and there was a very powerful girl who hacked all the corpses to death with just one drop of her knife. Then she put a diving helmet on my head, and I survived. — Oda: (chuckling) Lu Mingfei: Why are you laughing? Oda: I remembered something interesting. Lu Mingfei: What? Oda: My friend is a □□. Osamu Dazai: (also laughing) Lu Mingfei: Why are you laughing again? Dazai Osamu: My friends are also gay. Lu Mingfei: Are you... Friends the same person? Osamu Dazai: (cough) Ahem, no. Osamu Dazai: The two of us are friends. —— #Earlywarning# 1. Lu Ming has a non-female body, OOC warning, the plot starts from Dragon Clan 3. 2. The author is a senior in high school, updates from time to time, and the articles are short. 5. Mainly for fun, the article has no logic.