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By chance, Zhen Mi "touches the porcelain" and discovers Yan Ziyu, the most difficult flower to pick in school.
From then on, Qixunbasu, who was fascinated, embarked on a road of no return in picking flowers.
When she learned that Yan Ziyu was going to be a substitute teacher in the finance class, Zhen Mi asked for a class schedule and went to take classes.
After trying his best to finally stay, he couldn't wait to introduce himself: "My name is Zhen Mi, the Zhen of Zhen Mi, sweet honey, nickname is Tiantian."
Yan Ziyu wrote the word Zhen Mi on the roll call: "No nickname required."
"Yes." Zhen Mi said nonsense seriously, "My name is easy to pronounce, but it is easy to mistake it for Zhen Mi, the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms period."
Yan Ziyu glanced at her lightly and closed the roll: "No."
Zhen Mi lit up her squirrel eyes excitedly: "Senior, do you remember my name?"
Yan Ziyu didn't remember, so he was silent for two seconds and said slowly: "There is only one thing difference between you and Zhen Mi. I can't make a mistake."
"..."
2.
Yan Ziyu, who was single from freshman year to graduate student, has never had a girlfriend.
For this reason, his mother, Ms. Jiang, was worried about his life-long event. I finally fell in love with a little girl and introduced her excitedly.
"I went to the hospital to see your dad last night and met a little girl."
"That little girl is very pretty, and the little one is particularly annoying..."
Yan Ziyu was accustomed to it and expressed his attitude simply without leaving a single thought: "Mom, I don't like her, not now and not in the future."
Soon.
After many hardships, Zhen Mi finally caught up with Yan Ziyu. With tears in her eyes, she couldn't help but hug him and tell her story of her difficult pursuit.
When the part in the hospital was mentioned, Yan Ziyu felt something was wrong and asked, "A very strange woman?"
"Yeah." Zhen Mi nodded heavily and said seriously, "She wore a hat and sunglasses and got close to me at night, and asked me if I had a boyfriend. Do you think it's strange or not?"
Yan Ziyu was startled.
Zhen Mi patted her chest with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I might have been knocked unconscious by her and sent to the northwest to sell mutton skewers."
Yan Ziyu: "..."
A few months later.
Zhen Mi went on a date with Yan Ziyu, met Ms. Jiang, and was invited to have tea.
Suddenly he discovered that she was the strange woman he met in the hospital.
After being shocked for two seconds, Zhen Mi couldn't help but imagine the scene of leaving my son with the check, and tremblingly accepting the high-pressure gaze.
Then he saw Ms. Jiang hand over a black card and said kindly: "This is your pocket money. If it is not enough, ask me for it."
Zhen Mi: "…"
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This article is also known as "I Suffered from Positional Tracking Systemic Agitation Syndrome After Having an Affair with a Male God", "The Evolutionary History of Straight Men" and "A Training Manual for Women to Chase Men: How to Elevate from a Bitter Heroine to a Sweet Heroine"
Purpose: Eat candy as ordered