[The serialization of "I Sleepwalked and Marked My Rival" next door has started, click on the column to see it~]
One day, Lu Qi was late from get off work at school. He saw someone on the rooftop trying to jump off the building. He rushed to save the person, but he lost his footing and fell down the building.
When he woke up, he found that he had been reborn as the person who attempted to jump off the building - Lu Qi, a popular little fresh meat.
But Lu Qi, who had become a star inexplicably, had a headache: He couldn't act or dance, and he was already in his early twenties. How could he establish his character?
Soon he discovered that Lu Qi was a vase whose whole body could only be beaten by his face.
Lu Qi understood: Oh, it's just like being a vase waiting to die. Isn't that simple?
However, the anti-fans who were accustomed to waiting for the hot search posts were caught off guard and faced waves of slaps in the face.
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Lu Qi accepted an advertising endorsement and played the piano.
Anti-fan: The posing is quite professional, not bad.
At a certain satellite TV New Year's Eve party, Lu Qi performed Liszt's "The Bell", which shocked everyone.
Black fans:? ? ? This is simply a pianist wearing the skin of a vase, right? !
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On a school reality show, Hua Ping Luqi expressed his desire to be a teacher.
Black fans: I'm so funny. He hasn't finished his undergraduate degree at Pheasant University yet. Please don't mislead others, okay?
The top student deliberately made trouble: "Student Lu, none of us know this question. I heard that you are very good at studying. Please teach us~"
Lu·College Entrance Examination·Undergraduate T University·An Ivy League Scholar Qi glanced at the question and found that he had done it in the IMO competition: "Simple, if |S|=1, let S={(x?, Y?)}, According to Bezout's theorem, there is an integer ab, such that (5 minutes are omitted here)... Do you understand?"
Xueba:? ? What s what b?
Black fans: After saying a few words, my face hurts :)
Did you agree to stick to the vase design for a hundred years? Is it really okay to collapse as soon as it collapses?
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Copywriting 2:
As we all know, the opponent of the top-rated Feng Qianxing is not other movie kings, but Lu Qi, a little fresh meat in a vase.
Forced to bundle, forced to market, forced to match.
One day, Xinglu CP was on the hot search again. Fans of Feng Qianxing were about to roll up their sleeves and have a fight with the marketing account, but they found that it was the idol himself who had posted a Weibo:
[Feng Qianxing: Give me a stone hammer, this is my official cp @, we are Xinglu cp, everyone is welcome to kowtow []]
A minute later, Lu Qi forwarded it, with only a meaningful ":)".
Suddenly became fans of both sides of the family who love each other:? Are you kidding me? ? ?
Urgent! What should I do if my idol becomes my rival's licking dog? Let's take a quick look at this actor who was so successful that he and his opponent's CP were so successful
Naobu Di Gong (Feng Qianxing) x Decathlon Veteran Cadre Shou (Lu Qi)
PS: 1. Gong is very narcissistic! So much inner drama! Beware of thunder!
2. The author has poor logic, is an idiot in life, and is a novice in writing. There is no need to be too serious. There is no need to tell you if you abandon the article~
3. Weibo@-fanshuangli-
The next book is "I Sleepwalked and Marked My Rival", I'm asking for advance notice~QUQ
? Yang Xu had a nightmare, dreaming that he somehow ended up on the bed of his arch-rival Qiao Weixiao. Qiao Weixiao held him in his arms, called him by his nickname, and even tagged him!
After Yang Xu woke up with a loud cry, he found... Qiao Weixiao was really lying next to him! The nightmare has come true!
Just as he was about to strangle Qiao Weixiao to death, Qiao Weixiao sighed and pointed to the fresh teeth marks on his glands, "See clearly, it was you who marked me."
Yang Xu: "???"
"This is already the 25th time this month that you have pried open the door of my dormitory and climbed on my bed to tag me," Qiao Weixiao said aggrievedly, "As an Omega, aren't you prepared to take responsibility?"
Yang Xu: "How can I be responsible as an Omega?!"
Qiao Weixiao raised the corner of his lips and pressed him on the bed, "Be good, keep your distance first before you can be responsible."
We work against each other during the day, and we work against each other at night^-^
[Shou suffers from sleepwalking. During the day, she and Gong argue with each other and dislike each other. At night, they pick locks and climb into bed to slap each other in the face. It's really delicious.
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During the day, Yang Xu angrily swore: "Even if I jump from here, I won't take a sip of pheromones from Qiao Weixiao!!"
At night, Yangxu burst into tears: "Just let me bite you, please, I feel so uncomfortable, ugh..."
The next day, Yang Xu laughed mercilessly: "Who blindly marked you? Don't be afraid to admit that you were bitten by a dog!"
Qiao Weixiao: "..."
He is like a scumbag, the kind that is severely divided.
Food guide: 1. Super A, super powerful drama spirit (Yang Xu)
2. There are private settings, and there are a lot of them. If you don't mind, please don't enter [for example, O can also mark A]
3. The author expresses his freedom and won't write too long~
Intention: