Zhong Leyu spit out the honey liquid that was filled with a muddy smell and had no bubbles at all but was still in the Coke bottle: Whose prank is this? What the hell is this, where is my iced Coke?
A certain ghost swallowed the cool and delicious ice cola in one gulp: Damn it, what kind of magical flavor is this? Is Huangquan water so delicious recently? Two more sips and two more sips.
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Director of the Underworld Office: "A thousand-year-old fox demon with cholera has appeared in the south of the city. Where is Zhong Leyu? Let him collect it."
Staff: "Director, he went to Chengnan Middle School to sell Huangquan Brand Happy Fat House Water. Not to mention, the taste is getting better and better recently."
Director of the Underworld Office: "... Then let him take it and leave some for me."
Brother Gui: "Brother, where are we going to punish rape and eliminate evil today?"
Zhong Leyu: "Go to Chengnan Middle School, there must be a market there!"
Brother Ghost: My eldest brother used to be a loser. Ever since he drank the wrong drink from his deskmate, he has become Tiandao's biological son inexplicably. Tiandao's father has given him a heavy responsibility, but he seems to be completely broken.
Zhong Leyu: I originally just wanted to be a loser, but God forced me to have a business opportunity to start a business. So what can I do? Of course I want to get rich!
(This is a story about how the younger brothers want their boss to maintain peace in the three realms, but the boss just wants to promote the Huangquan brand Happy Fat House Water)
The next non-CP article: "Brother, are you telling your fortune?" One sentence introduction: Only fortune telling can sustain life
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Xie Qi has no family background, no education, and only has the ability to tell fortunes.
Home feng shui, peach blossom luck, palm reading, face reading, and divination are all accurate and accurate.
Relying on fortune tellers, Xie Qi can make a living for a month, and he can be comfortable for a few more months when he encounters a big deal.
But, he is a fortune teller! Not a doctor! What's the point of all you ghosts from hell running to me with colds? Wait, how can you still catch a cold when you are all ghosts?
Ghost One: Master, this is not important, I just want a yellow talisman to be soaked in water
Xie Qi stared blankly at the ghost in front of him, licking the talisman water and burping.
Ghost One: Ah, I feel relieved.
Xie Qi raised his head and glanced at the queue at the corner of the street, "Are all the ghosts in your underworld so cruel?!"
Underworld Little Theater:
Gui Er: Ah, Master Xie's talisman water is so effective. After one sip, my waist no longer hurts and my legs no longer feel sore.
Ghost Three: Yes, yes, my three hundred years of strep throat has been cured.
Ghost Four: What do you think this means? Master Xie's talisman water also cured my wife's infertility!
Ghost 2 and Ghost 3: emmmmm... As expected, Master Xie's talisman water pack can cure all diseases.
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