(The column has been continued from the article "I was spotted by Green Tea after dressing up as Neptune O", the copy is below the copy of this article)
*1v1, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, warning from the protagonist
*Cover artist@ Chao Jiangjin (bz)
Qiu Qi traveled through time and transformed into a beast god who did all kinds of evil in another world. He also inherited a slew of beauties in the harem.
(Crossed out) Inherited a harem of killers who were vying to take her head.
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It was said that the Beast God had become obsessed with practicing sorcery and was now reduced to a useless person. All forces sent killers to kill her.
Secret Agent: Report! The assassin sent could not even take a step into the beast god's palace before he was killed instantly by the iron-blooded war concubines in her harem!
Villain: What did Pei Yuqing say at the beginning? She and the concubines also wanted to cut Qiu Qi into pieces!
Secret Agent: She, she said, this person can only die in her hands.
Villain: Then she is really fast!
Secret Agent: People also said... It's not your turn to urge me.
At this time, Qiu Qi was squatting in his backyard, counting heads with great interest: Madam, is the meat of the demons delicious?
The queen lowered her head and petted the little girl's head lovingly: "Do you like it? If so, I'll give you a few more tonight."
People who eat melons: You said you hate people to the core, this is your group pet!
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Small theater:
As the assassination plans failed repeatedly, the queen decided to take the sword herself and go out, only to find that the devil who was once as fierce as a tiger has now become a clingy monster who can act cute and coquettish at every turn.
"Madam, madam, I heard that you always have nightmares at night. If I hold you, you won't be afraid!"
"Madam, madam, rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits QAQ"
"Madam, madam, I like you so much... Can I kiss you?"
Facing Qiu Qi's clear and innocent dog eyes, the cold-faced queen silently put away the dagger in her sleeve and slowed down the assassination. After all, the prey had to be fattened before being slaughtered.
"Okay."
Qiu Qi: As long as I'm sweet enough, my wife won't be willing to kill me (wink)
*This book is an imaginary world view, and it has a private setting. The writing style is more relaxed and non-serious, so it doesn't need to be too sophisticated.
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Copywriting:
* Mutual attack, green tea is just A and O in the early stage
*ABO background, semi-castrated, with private settings
Jian Xi traveled into a Shura Field ABO Lily novel and was forced to become the heroine of Neptune.
System: Please say the following lines to the strategy targets.
[I'm not a playboy, I just want to give all my "sisters" a home]
[They are just my soft-hearted impulses, sister, you are my long-term companionship]
Jian Xi: Then I'm afraid I won't survive this weekend:)
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Fortunately, Jian Xi soon discovered that as long as she stayed with her female partner Xu Yanshu, she could avoid the systematic punishment for not speaking Neptune's lines.
And among this group of people who want to have sex with her all day long, Xu Yanshu seems to be the only one who is normal(?)
Xu Yanshu: Sister, why is your girlfriend so cruel to you? I feel sorry for you so much. If it were me, I would be reluctant to say a harsh word to you.
Xu Yanshu: I'm sorry, sister. I just wanted to give you the gift personally. I didn't expect that your girlfriend would misunderstand our relationship. I didn't mean it. Please don't have any conflicts because of me, okay?
Jian Xi emphasized the words and tried to get rid of the Neptune hat: Those are not my girlfriends.
Xu Yanshu raised her lips and smiled: Okay, I'm relieved, sister.
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Soon Jian Xi discovered that the fish in the heroine's fish pond seemed to have become Xu Yanshu's rumored girlfriend, but she didn't care about this and even wanted to celebrate herself for finally getting rid of the Shura Field.
But just when she thought she could finally be freed, the little omega who seemed so weak suddenly changed his demeanor and forcefully cornered her in a corner to confess her love.
The pheromones that used to be light and sweet suddenly took on an unbearable aggressiveness, and the temperature of her body rose uncontrollably.
Xu Yanshu opened her lips lightly and blew into the pink ears in front of her eyes: Sister, now no one can hinder us from being together. In fact, I don't like them at all. I only have you in my eyes.
Jian Xi: I regard you as a sister, but you want to be my girlfriend?
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Copywriting of "After dressing up as Neptune O and being targeted by Green Tea":
* Mutual attack, green tea A and O in the early stage (ABO background, semi-castrated, with private settings)
Jian Xi traveled through an ABO stock buying article and became the heroine of Neptune, and was forced to participate in a love variety show with several of her original romantic partners.
System: Please say the following lines to the strategy targets.
[You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you must be reluctant and I can only have one, right?]
[In the spirit of being responsible for love, I don't want to confirm the relationship easily]
Jian Xi looked at the VJ footage: Then I'm afraid I won't survive this weekend.
Sure enough, as soon as the trailer came out, the barrage immediately exploded: This is still bearable! Scumbag Jian Xi got off the show immediately! The result...
As a result of the first round of favorability voting, Jian Xi received unanimous votes from the guests, becoming the first person in the history of romance dramas.
In the second episode, a large number of omegas were impressed by Jian Xi's girlfriend, and her Weibo account gained hundreds of thousands of followers overnight.
In the third episode of the broadcast, guest A confessed to Jian Xi, and the barrage went viral [Reject her! Marry us! No one is worthy of my sister Jian!
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Fish ponds compete for love and the pond owner suffers. In order to survive, Jian Xi teamed up with Xu Yanshu to cheat and become roommates when they checked into the variety show.
But after getting along for a long time, she found that there seemed to be something wrong with this roommate?
Xu Yanshu: I'm sorry, sister. I didn't expect them to misunderstand our relationship. Please don't have any conflicts because of me, okay?
Xu Yanshu: I'm so envious that she got my sister's date ticket. If I could, I'd like to hide my sister so no one can see her.
Barrage: Why does Xu Yanshu smell like green tea? Stay away from my sister Jian!
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In the last episode, during the confession session, the guest's true gender was revealed.
Xu Yanshu, who everyone believed to be a weak and weak omega, completely changed his appearance and forcefully cornered Jian Xi in a corner to confess his love. The feeling of pressure coming from the pheromones was obviously unique to being an alpha.
In front of the live broadcast of tens of millions of viewers, Xu Yanshu leaned close to Jian Xi's ear and gently opened his lips: Sister, from now on just look at me, okay? I am enough for your fish pond.
Barrage: Ahhh! Green tea with Neptune yyds! Please get married where you are!
Jian Xi: I regard you as a sister, but you want to be my girlfriend?
Mission: Influence the world with love
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