
Every Time I Try to Assassinate the Immortal Lord, I Fail [Chuan Shu]
每次暗杀仙君都失败[穿书]
by The Shining (闪灵)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 969k Words
- Chapters
- 213
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
Honours
Synopsis
Yuan Qinghang came through the book, and when he opened his eyes, he was stabbing the hero of the book, the sword sect genius Jian Xiu Ning Duo, in the heart with a sword. The next moment, the immortal king, who was as handsome as ice and as cold as snow, gave him a backhand, and also returned him a sword that pierced his heart. This is the book "A Different Path to Immortals and Demons" that is physically and mentally cruel. He is the biggest villain in this book, the young master of the Demon Sect. Beautiful and cunning, evil and cruel. He refined his energy at the age of six and built his foundation at the age of nine. When he became an adult, he led a group of demon cultivators to kill the righteous and frame the male protagonist. And being killed with a sword and falling off a cliff was the final fate of this ultimate villain. Yuan Qinghang: ... Brother System, please change the time period. The beginning of this hell is a bit difficult. System: OK, let's go back to when you first met when you were children. Yuan Qinghang opened his eyes again, and in front of him was the medicine refining room of the Demon Sect's dungeon. The young male protagonist was tied to the stone bed by him, and was being tortured and tortured, preparing to make it into a medicine man to play with. Yuan Qinghang: ... I just want to ask if it is still too late to correct the evil and return to the right way? In order to protect himself and not to die a miserable death, Yuan Qing cautiously embarked on the main line of correcting the plot. He gently detoxifies and cures the poor male protagonist's illness and takes good care of him; The beautiful, strong and miserable male protagonist who grew up with him uncovers the mystery of his life experience and investigates an old injustice case committed by the Immortal Sect many years ago; In the end, together with the male protagonist, he went through life and death, fought against the world, and became a lifelong confidant and famous gay friend in the world of cultivation! ! ! …… Well? Wait, the plot is like a wild horse that has escaped the reins, running in a weird direction—— The righteous immortal king looked at him with increasingly hot eyes, and his indifferent conversations became more and more bold. Until one day, the Cold Immortal Lord pressed Yuan Qing hard in a deserted place, with an expressionless expression on his face: "Back then, you tried to kill me again and again. Now, is it my turn to let you die, go, live, and come?" A long time later, Yuan Qinghang bit the corner of his quilt with tears streaming down his face, and complained desperately: "I only knew that if you go against the protagonist, you will be stabbed by a sword, but I didn't know that becoming a good friend with the hero will be 'stabbed' by a different kind of sword... Wuwuwu~~" Immortal Lord:...... ———————— The cold, indifferent and powerful Immortal Lord attacks X Sexy as a spring flower, evil sycophant and cruel (bushi) Demon Sect's young master accepts —————— Live up to the wind and the moon and live up to the past, I should regret that we happened to meet each other that year. But I hope you can keep your promise in this life, Why rely on a sword to ask about the return journey? ———————— Thanks to the little reader angel "Little 5" who helped me draw the cover~~ Pre-order for the next volume of "Can I Feed Your Tentacles?" : Xiao Sang, a young boy from the junk planet, had just boarded a stowaway boat when he was sunk by a damn interstellar anti-smuggling ship and ejected to an interstellar arena. Fighting, hunting, live broadcasting... Hey, this group of tentacle monsters that came up to him during the escape and made a nest in his hair were soft and sticky, and they seemed to be very scared? It's pitiful. It must be an infant whose mental body failed to develop and was forcibly stripped away by the Sentinel master? ... That night, in the luminometer of the Interstellar Live Channel, the small tentacle expanded into a shape-shifting monster with teeth and claws. After a cold-blooded fight, brutal slaughter, and crushing of all obstacles, the behemoth put away its sharp claws and fangs, and weakly crawled back to the young man's henhouse. Onlookers from all over the galaxy: ... This horse-riding guy is outrageous, okay? . —————————— Federation Marshal Gu Lingfeng has fallen ill since he commanded an interstellar anti-smuggling war. He was in a coma during the day, his mental power fluctuated violently late at night, and all his body data was so chaotic that it looked like it would explode at any time. The most terrifying thing is that his spiritual body cannot be summoned at all. Until one day, the family doctor accidentally looked up and glanced at the wall-mounted TV. Yoho! "Marshal, good news, your son's mysteriously lost spiritual body has been found." "Ah, great! Where is it?" "The bad news is, it seems like it's gone crazy and it thinks the thief is its father." —————————— ... Xiao Sang hugged the little tentacle monster that depended on each other vigilantly: "You said, this is your spiritual body?" The icy-handsome federal young marshal looked indifferent: "Yes, thank you for always helping me soothe it." Xiao Sang: "It's not comforting, okay?!" "That's not the point. The point is that I want to take it home." Xiao Sang: "But it is tugging at my hair, as if it doesn't recognize you." The young marshal thought for a while, and a huge and ferocious tentacle monster formed a shadow behind him. "Hello, let's get to know each other. This is my spiritual body. Can you accept it as well?" Intention: Justice lies in the heart of the people

Great! I read it in one breath in a few days. Although it is about cultivating immortals, it still has the flavor of martial arts in the past. It is heart-stirring and heroic, but also has a treacherous heart and it is difficult to distinguish between loyalty and evil. It has unparalleled heroes, but also the love between children, and countless entanglements of love and hate. Many readers may think that Mr. Yuan is too holy and dreams of peace in the world of immortality where the jungle prevails. But in fact, he is a time traveler with modern concepts and a person lingering on the sick bed. His emphasis on life can be said to be completely normal. This is also a bottom line issue. As for the question of how many long reviews the characters have, because the protagonist of the group drama is a being with an exaggerated personality, compared to the villain with flesh and blood and weaknesses, it is indeed easier for the villain such as Li Gongzi to attract more discussion and attention. In fact, the protagonist is still a representative of ideals, and he must have the light of righteousness, haha. But in fact, I think it is a pity that most of the immortality books mentioned now refer to sects like wealthy families, and the class concept is still quite strong. The villain is a child who is not favored or has a bad bloodline. The story becomes even darker after the truth is revealed. If this traditional writing style can be broken, and the protagonist is at the bottom of the valley, the light is covered with dust, or the villain suddenly wakes up and becomes a master, then the protagonist who breaks the halo, or the villain who breaks through the shackles of the established fate, may have more character charm. The author once mentioned that he was reluctant to torture his classmate Yuan, so only the supporting characters had to suffer for him. However, in fact, the sword is sharpened, and the more difficult the situation, the more it highlights the quality of a person's will. Pain and sadness will become the character's medals, and readers will become more fascinated by him because of his twists and turns and bizarre encounters. I believe that the author will write better group portraits in the future, come on!
Thank you everyone for watching. I will read this next time. It's very interesting~~~ "Can I feed your tentacles?" Copywriting: Xiao Sang, a young boy from a junk planet, had just boarded a stowaway boat when he was sunk by a damn interstellar anti-smuggling ship and ejected to an interstellar arena. Fighting, hunting, live broadcasting... Hey, this group of tentacle monsters that came up to him during the escape and made a nest in his hair were soft and sticky, and they seemed to be very scared? It's pitiful. It must be an infant whose mental body failed to develop and was forcibly stripped away by the Sentinel master? ... That night, in the luminometer of the Interstellar Live Channel, the small tentacle expanded into a shape-shifting monster with teeth and claws. After a cold-blooded fight, brutal slaughter, and crushing of all obstacles, the behemoth put away its sharp claws and fangs, and weakly crawled back to the young man's henhouse. Onlookers from all over the galaxy: ... This horse-riding guy is outrageous, okay? . —————————— Federation Marshal Gu Lingfeng has fallen ill since he commanded an interstellar anti-smuggling war. He was in a coma during the day, his mental power fluctuated violently late at night, and all his body data was so chaotic that it looked like it would explode at any time. The most terrifying thing is that his spiritual body cannot be summoned at all. Until one day, the family doctor accidentally raised his head and glanced at the holographic projection on the wall. Yoho! "Marshal, good news, your son's mysteriously lost spiritual body has been found." "Ah, great! Where is it?" "The bad news is, it seems like it's gone crazy and it thinks the thief is its father." —————————— ... Xiao Sang hugged the little tentacle monster that depended on each other vigilantly: "You said, this is your spiritual body?" The icy-handsome federal young marshal looked indifferent: "Yes, thank you for always helping me soothe it." Xiao Sang: "It's not comforting, okay?!" "That's not the point. The point is that I want to take it home." Xiao Sang: "But it is tugging at my hair, as if it doesn't recognize you." The young marshal thought for a while, and a huge and ferocious tentacle monster formed a shadow behind him. "Hello, let's get to know each other. This is my spiritual body. Can you accept it as well?"
There is so much sexual tension between uncle and uncle, I want to see them open another book. It can be done in the past life or the present life.
This article should be the serialized article that I have been following. Seeing the end of the extra chapter makes me feel inexplicably lost. Thank you to the author for building this world w. I hope that all the characters will live happily in another world, just like at the end of all fairy tales, everyone lives happily together, which is corny but makes people feel happy.
This apocalyptic episode is really touching.
Damn, are you really not going to make another post-apocalyptic episode?
One more thing I forgot to mention is that when the author wrote those stories about the past, they were all told by insiders. From the beginning to the end, he used the perspective and tone of insiders. But in fact, those parts are quite embarrassing, because many of those sentences do not look like human words. It is neither colloquial nor written enough. Writing it out will only make people think it is strange how this person talks like this. In fact, sometimes it is possible to use the insider to recall the person and switch to a third-person perspective. When describing, the perspective just follows the insider. The way I speak now is not only embarrassing, but I also have to describe the speaker's demeanor and the listener's reaction from time to time, which is very awkward.
Move! ! The author actually remembered me, woo woo woo, I gained weight in the middle of the series. Is it rare to see an author with three views? He has a heart-warming, loyal and tolerant atmosphere. There are some high-quality comments in the comment area. The interaction between the author and the readers in the series is also very good, and the atmosphere is very good.
Hongdi is a real bear hahahahahaha
I've finished reading, madam. I read two of your books a long time ago. The first is Lifelong Trading and the second is Turning the Clouds. These two books left a lasting memory for me. After reading this book many years later, I can't help but feel that time flies...
Finished spreading flowers! ! This is the second time I have read my wife's article. The last time was "My Enemy from the Past Life and I Shared the Bedroom". I love my wife's writing about this kind of past and present life. I hope uncle Yuanbao, Xiaoning, and everyone will be fine in the end, whether in the original world or the parallel world! Looking forward to the completion of Mrs.'S next book!
Woo hoo hoo, let's all stay together
I looked back and realized that I had commented so many?, Not question marks but crying emoticons.
It's nice to look at, but I still like the Duanxiu Building next door the best, out of all the others.
Anyway, I still like this article very much, I'll finish it off!
"Drunk Chu Yunyu" gave the author a big worm~ It should be Xixi
I like the article very much, thank you, thank you for your hard work
Finished spreading flowers, finished reading
I've finished reading it. I feel like it would be better if I didn't read the commentary. Thank you for meeting me.
After reading it, the author writes very well. I feel that every little character is taken into consideration. It has been a long time since I have seen such a niche article!
I've finished reading it. I really like this article. I came here to read it after reading other recommendations! If I had seen this title normally, I might have really missed it, hahaha. It describes a lot of cute and hateful characters, and many of them can only be narrated by Ning Cheng when looking back on the past. It seems a bit out of context, haha, but I know it myself, haha. The uncle and uncle are very unhappy, but there is a sequel to a parallel world! It feels great. Otherwise, it would be really uncomfortable. In addition, I feel that the most profound thing written about Xiaohong is Xiaohong's awkwardness. I thought the ending would be bad, but I am very kind. Haha, I can't guess the ending, which is a rare thing in Jinjiang. I hope the next book will be better!
I can't bear to end it, woo woo
I've finished reading it. It's really well written. Zhuangzhuang and Qiaoqiao will always be fine.