The Sun, Moon and Stars Are Not as Good as You

Copywriting one: In the past, Qiuyi never gave in even if she became an older leftover. She always waited for her unparalleled hero to pick her up under the sun, moon and stars. Later, when the epidemic broke out, Ming went to the front line to fight the epidemic and rescue the wounded. She just wanted to bring her people's hero home healthy and safe. Copywriting two: As a novice driver, Qiu Yi gets bumped into every now and then. Later, she put a sticker on the back of her car that read, "Older left-over women must be married if they catch you." She never called the insurance company again. Until one day, the rear of the car was "kissed". She got out of the car, looked at the driver who caused the accident, and said expressionlessly: You are fully responsible, please report the insurance. The driver who caused the accident pointed to the sticker: I am fully responsible for marrying you. Gentle and elegant (sultry and sinister) Professor of Traditional Chinese Medicine Tips for entering the pit: 1. It is updated every morning at 9 o'clock in the morning. Xiaomi's products are guaranteed, so you won't get cheated if you open it; 2. The knowledge about traditional Chinese medicine in the article comes from Baidu and books. For non-professionals, please point out any bugs gently. Please pre-accept the follow-up article "I wish our friendship will last forever". Copywriting one: [Something]: Tell me how you made your first pot of gold in life. [It's not poetic, it's Shiyi]: Thank you for the invitation. Before graduation, I was called to have a talk by my class teacher. He handed me a check for 100,000 yuan and asked me to leave his son. Only then did I find out that the head teacher's side job was the chairman of the school. I asked him if he could add an 8 in front of 1. He, who is usually more nagging than my mother, picked up a pen and made a snake cake without saying a word. From then on, I had the first pot of gold in my life. After returning to the classroom, I immediately erased "I like you" on the blessing message recorded by his son's classmate with correction fluid, and then wrote "I wish our friendship will last forever." Copywriting two: [Something]: Tell me about your experience of successfully retaliating against the class teacher who called you a dog. [It's not poetic, it's Shiyi]: Thank you for the invitation. In order to get revenge on my class teacher, I married his son, gave birth to his grandson, and asked him to take care of my son, but he was as happy as a grandson. [Netizen]: The answerer is mighty, did you come up with such an awesome method yourself? [It's not poetic, it's Shiyi]: No, it was the head teacher's son who taught me. [Netizen]:... Intention: