I never thought I would find myself in such a vulgar novel. If I knew, I would memorize it word for word!
Why am I the sword of this stupid dog? Do you think you are Ximen Chuixue? Is your mother a crazy fan of Ximen Chuixue? Is that powder white powder or black powder? You should be more sensible. The sword made of two taels of silver from labor and capital cannot withstand the torment! Ouch, I really can't stand it.
A novel about a time-traveling and mindless upgrade by a grumpy otaku, who magically transforms into... The hero's sword. Oh, so sad. Please don't be so perverted as studying things and learning, and I don't worship you at all. Please let me go.
Wai, don't look at me so strangely, I'm a serious sword!