Serious version of the text: After Donghuang Taiyi blew himself up in the Lich War, his true spirit escaped into the long river of time.
He watched the ancient world being torn apart by his self-explosion, watching the three clearings separate their families, and watching the west advance eastward... Until the immeasurable calamity came, and the ancient world returned to chaos, starting a new cycle of reincarnation.
Easy version copywriting: The story of Taiyi becoming God Pangu's favorite cub after a comeback