I Rely on Vulgar Memes to Save the World of Immortality [Book]

Catching insects~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No updates [If you say something weakly, Chapter 9 will clear up the first layer of misunderstanding~] What is it like to travel to Kengwen? Shi Chuyan repeated the plot of the last chapter of Kengwen for a thousand years. Suddenly one day, the system told him that he could restart time as long as the readers were satisfied with the day's plot. Shi Chuyan: ... Okay, don't readers like to see things like leveling up and being slapped in the face, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, seizing treasures in secret realms, and having a harem of three thousand? ! So——Shi Chuyan brought a bunch of precious elixirs to the male protagonist: Give them to me! Today I don't believe you don't upgrade! Shi Chuyan dragged the villain with a bruised nose and swollen face to the male protagonist: Beat me! If you don't fight, you don't even know your mother. Don't stop! Shi Chuyan dragged the secret realm to the male protagonist: Get it for me! Those losers who dare to snatch treasures from you still have some decent equipment on them. You can see what you like. You're welcome! Shi Chuyan brought beauties from all walks of life to the male protagonist: Let me choose! Let's learn from how to talk to girls until we get a wife! Shi Chuyan: ... Why is the progress bar motionless? Until one day the male protagonist's lips accidentally brushed against his cheek. Looking at the skyrocketing progress bar, Shi Chuyan said: How about a kiss? At the beginning, He Wenzhi asked Shi Chuyan sarcastically: "I have become a useless person, what else can you use?" Later, He Wenzhi asked Shi Chuyan cautiously: "If I can stand on the top of the All Saints, can you continue to use me?" Pre-received article - type of sand sculpture "I dressed as the substitute I found" Qi Xiao is eighteen years old this year. He attracts cats and dogs, which annoys everyone. The only rare one is Bai Yueguang, eighteen years old, a role model for the entire A city. He thought about taking it off. Unexpectedly, once I traveled through time, it would be ten years later. The white moonlight is still shining brightly. Although the 28-year-old me can achieve success and fame, it is still out of reach. So I raised a substitute... Qi Xiao, who had just traveled through time, looked at the enlarged version of himself and pinched his chin with a look of disdain, "It doesn't look like him after all." Qi Xiao resisted all the remarks from Zu An who brought his relatives. "Then who do you think I look like?" A quick kick: "Do you think I look like your father?" Concept: A tiny beam of light is enough to illuminate the world of others