This article was added to V on September 11th. Thank you all little cuties for supporting Gouzi all the way~
The earth in the 21st century is really not easy to mess around with.
Without a birth certificate, one can only assume the identity of the deceased and mingle with the crowd.
As a thousand-year-old eight-tailed cat beast, Baxi received the identity of a young deceased man.
It also comes with a high-paying job as an assistant to the president.
But for some reason, the boss has been looking at him more and more recently (beep——)
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Mr. Xie discovered that his coquettish bitch assistant suddenly changed his acting style and began to act like a white lotus.
She used to stay by his side every day, wanting to help him take off his pants even when going to the toilet, but now he started to avoid her.
Indulge in lust? Huh, he doesn't like this.
Later... Emmm, it smells so good!
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Outside the emergency room, Mr. Xie squatted on the ground, looking confused.
He just made a king tuna for his wife, so it wouldn't be enough to make her choke to death.
The doctor opened the door: Your wife has given birth.
Mr. Xie:?
The doctor took out a lump: it was hairy.
Mr. Xie:! ! !
The doctor opened the swaddling clothes: there were eight tails.
Mr. Xie: OTZ
Wife, what happened to you...
My wife gave birth to a kitten. What to do? Of course the big cat and kitten suck together!
The love-brained CEO attacks V, the upright alien cat Shou (whose fighting power is off the charts)
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Gou Zi's next book, "The Emperor's Wife is a Flower", please give me an advance notice.
Qing Zuo Emperor, the most beautiful man in the six realms.
Noble and cold, with boundless magical power, he has attracted countless immortals and demons to bend their waists. It's a pity that no one can catch his eye so far.
The emperor's family has been a single lineage for ninety thousand years, and the immortals in the heaven are simply worried about the issue of the emperor's heirs. Suddenly one day, the emperor's friend sent him a strange and fragrant flower.
It is said that by introducing essence and blood, a fetus can be produced and heirs can be produced without even having to find a wife.
The emperor smiled and disapproved of this. One day, Little White Flower kissed his injured hand, and he suddenly had nine sons...
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Emperor Qing Zuo placed a sharp Qianhui Sword across his injured friend's neck, with a posture that would cause blood to fly three feet away if he dared to move.
The bad friend wiped away the cold sweat: The strange flower I gave you didn't bear fruit?
The emperor's face was expressionless: It's over, but he has become a spirit.
Looking down, a handsome young man wearing plain white brocade clothes poked his head out from behind the emperor.
The limbs are long and slender, and the body is slender. Only the abdomen is round and bulging.
He grabbed the emperor's sleeves aggrievedly.
He just helped his benefactor lick the blood on his hand, why did he end up with more than one...
The cold emperor attacks V soft and cute flower demon
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Reader comments
? ? ? ? ? The theme of this article is that good people are bullied and bad people always turn around, right?……
哇,重逢的瞬间写的太好了,就是这种感觉
In this article, the protagonist seems to be having smooth sailing. In fact, there must be a crisis hidden under the calm surface. One day, it will burst out and swallow up the heroine~(≧▽≦)/~
Sigh... Everyone really likes to play Three of Swords... [Mixed feelings
I hope Mrs. Xu can change her ways and stop harming others.
? ? ? ? ? The theme of this article is that good people are bullied and bad people always turn around, right?……
哇,重逢的瞬间写的太好了,就是这种感觉
In this article, the protagonist seems to be having smooth sailing. In fact, there must be a crisis hidden under the calm surface. One day, it will burst out and swallow up the heroine~(≧▽≦)/~
Sigh... Everyone really likes to play Three of Swords... [Mixed feelings
I hope Mrs. Xu can change her ways and stop harming others.