Question: Please write a poem on the theme of Forth Brige (built in England in 1890 and pioneering modern bridge construction).
A: There is nothing I can do. I have never been able to write poetry.
Question: What is 34957 plus 70764?
A: (give the answer after a thirty-second pause) 105621.
Question: Do you play chess?
A: Play.
Question: My king is on K1 and there are no other pieces. You only have the king on K6 and the rook on R1. It's your turn, which step do you take?
A: (After a fifteen second pause) The rook moves to R8, checkmate.
——Alan Matheson Turing
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