Shameless enough to save two in advance:
①Copywriting of my upcoming article "My Cat Sent a Real Scent Warning":
Just after resolving a "love letter" controversy, Mr. Hao picked up a black cat with mandarin duck eyes on campus.
After picking up the black cat with his front legs, Student Hao transformed in his sleep. He transformed into a kitten that seemed to have no problem, but was actually on the verge of dying and needed the blessing of a little red heart!
It's okay to transform into a kitten, but you have to go beyond the lower limit to act cute, lose your shame and ask for masturbation, and then you can get the little red heart from the official's love... No, please let the cat die peacefully!
Damn you shit shovel, don't get close to meow. Meow will never act cute or coquettish! ! !
"Ouch!" The ferocious little black cat bit the shit-scraper's outstretched hand, and then sadly discovered that the shit-scraper not only wasn't angry, but actually laughed out loud! ! !
Then the unilaterally autistic little black cat discovered that he could get a little red heart after biting it? ? ? What does it mean to be coquettish and cute? The upgraded version of punching and kicking is arranged! ! ! ! !
After getting the benefits of the little red heart, Hao Maomao ignored Zhenxiang's warning, directly broke through the lowest limit, and began the journey of being cute and playful.
Just when the little black cat was feeling complacent about the increasingly high blood-increasing red heart, he suddenly turned into a naked person in the arms of the shit-sweeper! ! !
These are not the scariest things. The scariest thing is that his shit-sweeper is used to sleeping naked! ! !
CP: Serious on the surface, but secretly sultry, the shit-shoveling official Gong VS the slutty and funny master is more vulnerable than the school cat
②The copywriting of my pre-receipt article "My Boss Was Fired":
Nie Yu, a rice insect who graduated from a prestigious university, suddenly wanted to go out to work.
After careful preparation, he entered the company of his choice. On the eve of the expiration of the long three-month probationary period, Nie Yu, who was a little bored and wanted to resign, suddenly received a personnel letter stating that he had failed the probationary period and was kicked out!
So after repeated inquiries, he found out that it was his tenant Mr. Qin Ye who had caused him to lose face and be fired. So the angry landlord opened the tenant's door and pointed outside and said to the tenant: "You are kicked out!"
The tenant answered the question incorrectly: "The company does not allow office romance!"
Nie Yu: Huh? Huh? Huh?
Food guide: None
PS: The author column of the scumbag author shows that the other two articles being serialized are! Favorite babies can collect one!
Copywriting of this article:
She was a little orphan who only wanted to work hard to develop various money-making skills and strive to achieve independence as soon as possible, but she was transported to Daye Country due to a car accident.
I originally wanted to rely on my talent in baking in my previous life to become a self-reliant rice bug and open a novel cake shop to improve my life, but I accidentally created a new food trend.
Guiding the way and clearing mines: updated every night around 9 o'clock, farming articles, Su Shuang's Golden Finger, private settings, and exciting emotional dramas.
Appreciation of this short paragraph:
XX: I heard that you are looking for a sponsor?
Xia: Yes.
Someone: What do you think of my identity as the son of a general?
Xia: It's okay...
XX: Then I will be your backer, what benefits will you allow me?
Xia: To... To... To pledge myself to you?
My next article (to be published):
One-sentence copy of "My Cat Sent a Real Scent Warning":
CP: Serious on the surface, but boring and aggressive in reality (guess it) VS lively and funny than the school cool guy (Hao Shengsheng)
An article to be published by a gay friend: "Please stop being so cute [Quickly Wear]" by Busy Killing the Chrysanthemum Picker (PS: If you like this little cutie, you can add it to your collection!
(Pre-received article, search the author's name to search for the title): Cold on the outside and aggressive on the inside x If you don't complain, you will die. Quickly penetrate the sand sculptures, funny and non-violent!
My next book is waiting to be published: "My Boss Was Fired", one sentence copy: The tenant said to me: The company does not allow office romance!
Full Version Revised: Announcement Content: This article will be published in its entirety on Thursday, July 11th. The chapters will be Revised from Chapter 20 to Chapter 53. Those who have read it, please do not re-purchase it. Thank you all for your continued support, and please continue to support me for new articles in the future. . .
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