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The first rule of PUBG:
When you meet Xiao Ran, the retired anchor who has become a current anchor, please try your best to confiscate his thunder to avoid accidental injury.
The second rule of PUBG:
When you meet the current professional player Wen Xingyuan, the young gun king, please try not to make him angry to avoid being criticized.
If there is a conflict with the above principles, please refer to the small theater below.
Xiao Ran: "This car will be fine if it blows up."
Wen Xingyuan: "Brother, don't—!"
Xiao Ran: "Hey, why is this a box?"
Wen Xingyuan: "Fart, it's me in the box..."
You may not believe it, but this thunder also sent Xiao Sui back to the playing field.
When Wen Xingyuan was seventeen years old, Xiao Sui was his dream.
When Wen Xingyuan was nineteen years old, he was Xiao Chang's dream.
Neither of them said anything after it was over, fearing that no one would be anxious to death.
Wen Xingyuan: "Hey, actually I... Hey, I'll wipe it!! Do you know how to do a three-step game?"
Xiao Ran: "Don't scream, where are you?"
Wen Xingyuan: "I should be under the car."
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He makes a lot of slanderous remarks, and the old woman is forced to attack her.
The game PUBG (Chicken Fighting), if you haven't played it before, it won't affect your reading, and the characters have no prototypes.
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New articles are available in advance, little angels are welcome to collect them!
"National CP Business Guide"
Su Yue, the nationally trained movie star, was faked and turned into a Muggle overnight.
So the company decided to let him go to Lalang.
Business goals: The top traffic of the men's team, Song Chensheng.
Su Yue: "My great actor is going to be bundled with a vase for marketing?"
Song Chensheng: "My popular idol wants to be sucked by a has-been actor?"
There are three chapters in the agreement, selling rotten food in public, punching in and giving out sweets.
However, how can we live under the same roof without getting our shoes wet?
The two of them were arguing and arguing, and then they were sent to the bridal chamber.
Su Yue: "It's your turn to wear my pants today."
Song Chensheng: "Where are your pants."
Su Yue: "Where did you throw it yesterday?"
Song Chensheng: "... We didn't turn on the lights yesterday."
Eighteen martial arts skills, a sinister fake vase × off-screen contrast, a cute and arrogant real actor.
First couplet: We are outside, and the scandals and popularity are taking off.
Second line: In the war of the century at home, the tie is the same color as the underpants.
Hengpi: Love is so sweet.
Conception:
