Boss: "Calculus 2 is very easy, and the passing rate is very high. If you don't believe it, just look at 1."
Me: "We failed one third of Calculus 1 in our school."
Boss: "They are them, how much do you agree with them?"
Me: "61. I think the teacher gave me an extra point because he thought I was cute, and I don't think he will let me pass it a second time."
Boss: "... I think the teacher gave it to you because he thought you were stupid and didn't want to see you again."
Later in the Calculus 2 class. "Hey, didn't this classmate just take this course with full marks last semester? Why are you here again? Are you reluctant to leave me, an old man?"
Boss: "The main reason is that someone is too stupid. I accompanied her to the class."
Me: "..." Boss, please die where you are! ! ! !
A master of calculus + microeconomics
Purpose: Study hard and pursue happiness
Purpose: Study hard and pursue happiness