Cardamom Has Been Cooked into Porridge

I am the emperor. What I love most in my life is Princess Concubine. Concubine Kou was my playmate when I was young. When I was a kid, I would catch chickens and she would beat dogs. She called me Ah Huang. When I grow up, I will be the emperor and she will be my concubine. She calls me the emperor. "The most important thing as a human being is to adapt to circumstances, so that you can have meat to eat and wine to drink everywhere." "So you married me just to drink and eat meat?" She nodded seriously. What else can I say. As an emperor, it is inevitable to have a harem of three thousand people. Of course, it can be less When I was little, Concubine Kou liked to read story books with me. The protagonists in the story books were either princes or knights, some wore white and some wore black, but without exception, they all had only one fucking wife. "If I want to get married in the future, I want to marry such a dedicated person!" Concubine Xiao Kou said. "But, my mother said that people who like to call themselves mother-in-law usually can't get married." I said seriously. Then I got beaten. My mother-in-law only told me that those who like to call themselves mothers cannot get married, but she did not tell me that they would beat people. My identity determines that I cannot give Concubine the happiness of a pair of people for the rest of their lives. It can only give her the joy of a group of people throughout her life. Concubine Kou told me that I am mentally retarded. Having too many women does not mean that I can find many matches for her as I thought, but it means that I will lose a lot of money, and after losing the money, I will also lose my husband.