Unbearable to be disturbed, Yu Ning reported all the mentally handicapped literature pushed to him.
Then, he dressed as an abandoned husband of a wealthy family.
Yu Ning: Can't you afford it?
Yu Ning called her husband, the CEO who never came home all year round, and asked weakly: Will you come back tonight?
The CEO who is fed up with this troublesome guy from the bottom of his heart: No reply!
Yu Ning: Oh.
After hanging up the phone, Yu Ning happily changed her clothes. The mentally retarded CEO is not coming back today and is going to the bar to play~
Dongfang Heng, who was killing time in the bar, accidentally looked on the dance floor...
Grass! Isn't this seductive little fairy his wife?
You bitches, get away from him, this is my wife!
Dongfang Heng discovered that since his wife returned to the entertainment industry, more and more people are obsessed with his wife.
He spends more and more time alone in his empty boudoir...
Thinking back to how he treated her, the CEO regretted it!
Small theater:
Facing a divorce settlement.
Yu Ning: Do you really want to divorce me?
Dongfang Heng: Yes.
Yu Ning: Great, so I can speculate on CP~
Dongfang Heng: We won't leave!
Bai Yueguang is sick.
Yu Ning: Run away quickly, or your kidneys will be ripped out!
Dongfang Heng: What does his gastric ulcer have to do with your kidneys?
Found out to be pregnant.
Yu Ning: Am I going to be sent to prison and killed three times?
Dongfang Heng: Take good care of your fetus!
Instructions for consumption:
1. This article is a silly cookie, 1V1, there will be a childbirth plot in the later stage, there is no sub-CP, there is no depth or connotation, everyone just enjoys it.
2. Although this article is a book, there is no original text or original author. It is just a collection of jokes from various cliché novels. The background in the article is just an initial setting. There is no need to go into details. The ending is decided by the protagonist.
3. The contents in the small theater are all based on the retarded literature that he pushed on Weibo, and are only for entertainment.
4. Thank you for your support, little angels, I love you~
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