Zheng Qin (Flower of the High Mountain student council president Xue Shen Gong)
Loser Tao Jia was reborn. After returning to his youth, he changed his mind, determined to study hard and make progress every day. But he failed miserably in the entrance examination.
In the examination room, Tao Jia scratched his head: "If f(x) is an even function, if... If I can give up on the whole world, at least you are worth cherishing. Follow my left and right hands in slow motion. GeeGeeGeeGeebebebebe"
The more anxious he was, the more lyrics he remembered, and Tao Jia was so panicked that he was sweating profusely. When the thought of "holding you in my hands and burning incense religiously~" came to his mind again, he finally broke out.
"Fuck! I beg you, stop singing! Shut up!"
The examiner who was passing by him - President of the Student Union Zheng Qin:...
Five seconds later. Zheng Qin: "Tao Jia, Grade 1, Sixth Grader, affected the discipline of the examination room and was disqualified from the examination."
Tao Jia died.
Tao Jia: "You promised to be a top student?!"
Zheng Qin: "Forget it about being a top student, you can be the top student's boyfriend."
Small snippet:
Tao Jia has been coveting Zheng Qin for a long time, and even in his dreams wants to touch the president's little hand. Therefore, after the president became his exclusive tutor, he could no longer suppress his inner urges and became increasingly addicted to the president's beauty and critical attack.
Zheng Qin (opening the book): Let me first review what I taught you yesterday.
Tao Jia (with an ambiguous smile): But I want to brush up on my kissing skills with you first.
Reading Guide
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Pre-receipt: "I got bent after being tied up with CP" [CP: Ji Meng (newcomer Gong from Sunshine Little Dog)
Copywriting: Debuted at the age of three and has been acting for 25 years. Jing Xuan, who was born as a child star, can be regarded as the youngest veteran actor in the entertainment industry.
At the age of 28, he took on his first villain role. After the show was aired, his popularity did not decline, but instead attracted countless fans. He also gained a male CP - the rookie actor Ji Meng who played his henchman in the film.
Since then, scandal insulator Jing Xuan and his male CP have been hotly searched every day.
Later, the two acted in a gay movie and accidentally won the title of Best Couple of the Year. After the awards ceremony, someone photographed Jingxuan being trapped in a chair backstage by his little puppy CP, nuzzling each other affectionately. Jingxuan held the puppy's face with his hands, looking doting on his face.
Fan A: Hit the chair, rub the nose, touch the head, touch the face, kill... Ah Wei is dead!
Fan B: Let's talk about marriage and I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau here.
Later, during an outdoor live broadcast by a certain TV station, they accidentally captured the two of them kissing passionately on the street late at night. When the love affair was exposed, public opinion spread.
Fan A: Damn it, is this really true? !
Fan B: It's true love! !
Black fan A: That's bullshit true love, it's clearly Jingxuan's weak newbie who relies on his status in the entertainment industry to create unspoken rules! Pooh! Nausea!
Hei: What about keeping oneself clean as promised? After everything has collapsed like this, why do you still have the persona of a cold and noble young master? I wish you could go through the center of the earth!
As a result, the next day, the paparazzi photographed what netizens described as a weakling showing up on the set in a limited-edition sports car, followed by more than a dozen bodyguards. On the third day, the wealthy Xiao Xianrou posted multiple Weibo posts, showing off his luxury cars and mansions, showing off his "beautiful wife", and personally confronting the anti-fans: "I lack everything except money. Those who say I am being raped, who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?"
Fans: It's so delicious at the end of the year!
Pre-collection 2: "After enjoying CP with the manager" [Fu Qingle (yuè) (pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, manager Gong)
Copywriting: Mu Yuyang, the leader of the top domestic boy band E. Ven, has three treasures: good looks, long legs and a bass. As a top representative, he has always been an aloof male god that fans can only watch from a distance. Until one day when he was being dropped off at the airport, a fan photographed Mu Yuyang reading a recently popular fanfic about himself and his agent, and frantically tipped and commented on it.
Fan A: Oh my god! The real owner personally went off to eat CP! ?
Fan B: Hold the grass! It's time! Qingyang is real!
That night, Mu Yuyang pressed his agent against the wall of the hotel room, with an indescribable cartoon on his phone and an ambiguous smile: "Baby, try this tonight?"
The agent calmly pushed up his glasses with his index finger and raised the corners of his mouth: "Like it?"
"You must be very sexy in this pose~"
Half an hour later, the manager lowered his eyes and looked at the sweaty idol, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's really sexy."
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