In that world of immortality, there is a magical sect called [I am the most awesome].
The leader of that sect said: "What kind of leader am I? I am your nanny!"
The disciple of that sect said: "Master, I want to make money!"
A disciple of that sect said: "Master, can you stop asking me to go down the mountain to slay monsters? I want to practice."
The disciple of that sect said: "Kill!"
That sect... Disciples: "Master, we want a Taoist companion!"
The master said: "You don't even have a master's wife! What kind of Taoist companion do you want! Our goal is to ascend!"