A certain Tony: My sweetheart
A certain base god: a woman who was always in trouble and finally gave up.
A certain clown: cute kitten
A professor: a kind girl
A certain bat: a philandering woman
A certain captain: The person I love most
A certain male model: My princess
A certain heroine: It's really not my fault, but the system's fault!
A certain system [Haha, you did it yourself, fill it in yourself]
Heroes and villains approach a certain heroine
A certain heroine: Wait, I can explain
[Give up, the more you explain, the more confusing it becomes]
A certain heroine: Ah! Ah! Ah! Help!
Everyone: Haha