Chi Manman (Chi Changye), the daughter of a wealthy family, has a grudge against a big star, that is Geng Xinghe, the national brother.
When she was in kindergarten, a film crew came to cast a role for the little princess, and she fell in love with Chi Manman at first sight. When she turned around and saw Geng Xinghe playing in the mud, she immediately changed roles.
Chi Manman cried: He is a boy!
When he was in elementary school, Geng Xinghe went around filming movies without delaying his studies and became "someone else's child"; Chi Manman took various tutoring classes but to no avail and worried about his scores every day.
Chi Manman secretly cried: Sooner or later I will surpass you!
In middle school, child star Geng Xinghe transformed into a singer and released an album; Chi Manman, a young girl, became a beauty and was confessed to - but was turned away by Geng Xinghe.
Chi Manman was angry and cried: I'll beat you to death!
In college, top film and television singer Geng Xinghe was at the top of his game; Chi Manman, a prospective freshman, encountered an accident...
Chi Manman couldn't cry anymore.
"I swear, if I could live again, I would make them pay!"
When she opened her eyes, she became...
Geng Xinghe's lawnmower.
Chi Manman:? ? ?
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I heard that "Chi Manman" is going to have a new romance drama.
Geng Xinghe: I want to go too!
Agent: It's not impossible, but the theme of this issue is "pets". Have you ever raised a pet? Didn't you grow up that cats dislike dogs and don't want to be seen...
Geng Xinghe took out his lawn mower.
Broker:? ? ? Isn't that your magic tool to relieve stress? When did it become your pet? Do you want to make me angry to death or laugh those haters to death? Even if you get an electronic pet, I will consider you sincere!
Geng Xinghe: It can eat and defecate, it can move and bark, it can provide me with emotional value, and it also comes with a permanent leash, so why is it not considered a pet?
Hot searches of the day: #why is a lawnmower not considered a pet# #Can I bring an electronic pet to the Pet Love Show#
Agent: ...
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Chi Manman: Wait? I'm still in the lawnmower. What's going on with "Chi Manman"? Who is using my body QAQ? !
The program team required guests to hand in their belongings as usual, but "Chi Manman" insisted on leaving the thermos cup.
Considering that she had just been discharged from the hospital, the director team agreed. However, when the staff unscrewed the cup and inspected it, they found that it was actually a cup full of gasoline.
Geng Xinghe:?
Guests: Wow——
Everyone looked at them with different eyes, but "Chi Manman" didn't notice it at all. She took a deep breath while holding the cup, and showed an intoxicated look.
Geng Xinghe:? ?
Guests: I understand, I understand, I understand, it's normal, some people just like the smell of gasoline.
Zhen Chi Manman:? ? ? I don't understand! Don't do weird things with my body! Wait, you can't drink gasoline, Geng Xinghe, please stop her—!
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Later, fans realized something was wrong: Was it my imagination? I always feel that the way Brother Xinghe looks at the lawnmower is weird/I never thought that one day I would be jealous of a lawnmower/Brother, stop looking at the small machine and look at me!
Hot searches of the day: #geng xinghe machinesexuality#
Geng Xinghe:…………
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This article is also known as:
"I may be a fake"
"How come a lawn mower is not a pet?"
"What to do if your girlfriend dresses as a lawn mower"
"Can't big stars like lawnmowers?"
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＊National Younger Big Star x Beautiful Flower Lawnmower (×)
＊National younger brother, big star x childhood sweetheart, little lover (√)
＊The author is not star-chasing, and the full text has no prototype, so substitutions are not allowed!
*Origin of the protagonist's name: The night is long and the stars are about to dawn.
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＊The sweet cat-sucking article "Let's talk about it after the college entrance examination, Meow" is being serialized simultaneously＊
The copy is as follows:
Fu Tao has a cat!
Wait, why can this cat talk?
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Two months before the college entrance examination, Fu Tao, who had always dreamed of raising a cat, unexpectedly picked up a "cat" that could talk.
Fu Tao: Am I the legendary chosen one? What's next? Transform into a magical girl? Or go straight to save the world? Will the relevant authorities come to me? Can I get extra points for the college entrance examination? How much to add? Ah, maybe it will be recommended directly? Hooray! ╰(*^▽^*)╯
"Cat": Ah meow... Actually, you are about to die.
Fu Tao:? ... Ah ah ah, please withdraw quickly!
Who knows, after eighteen years of hard work, I finally passed the college entrance examination, but I am about to fail? ? ?
It's so confusing! Absolutely not!
Fu Tao: (Threatening) I'll give you a chance and say it again.
"Cat": I have no choice but to protect you personally.
Is there such a good thing?
However, my mother said that it's okay to raise a cat until the college entrance examination is over.
Fu Tao: Isn't it just the college entrance examination? It doesn't matter, I can answer the questions!
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A few days later, a mysterious transfer student came to the class. He was so handsome that he shocked the whole school, but he only had eyes for Fu Tao.
Classmate: Fu Tao Fu Tao, are your peach blossoms about to bloom~~~
Fu Tao: Oh, really? (Addicted to studying) (Not looking up) (Understatement) Let's wait until the college entrance examination is over. After all, (push the non-existent glasses) Men will only affect the speed of my answering questions.
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Right? Falling in love is not as important as getting into high school (raising) and taking the exam (cat). Everything should wait until the college entrance exam is over.
A transfer student:...
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Small theater:
Fu Tao: Throw—hands—! Don't hug my pen, don't lie on my test paper! I still have to study, don't lie on my lap and snore! I can't be cute... Nor... Okay, then I'll forgive you a million times more (=^ω^=)
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A high school girl heroine with a lot of inner drama [with her own barrage] x a monster hero who is good at everything (but unfortunately he has a mouth)
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This article is also known as:
"My Boyfriend Is Not a Human" (bushi)
"What evil can a kitten have?" (Yes)
"He is not a cute little kitten" (.)
"A world where only Fu Rui's brother is injured" (???)
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Please collect it~ o((*^▽^*))o
As I write this comment, Beijing Subway Line 9 stops at the east of Liuli Bridge, and after three beeps, it moves forward. (What's the connection between this and Hua Hua's new book? Hey!) (Isn't it the same as Hua Hua's new book?) (This connection is obviously forced!) (I don't care! Confirm!)
＊The sweet cat-sucking article "Let's talk about it after the college entrance examination, Meow" is being serialized simultaneously＊ The copy is as follows: Fu Tao has a cat! Wait, why can this cat talk? ＊ Two months before the college entrance examination, Fu Tao, who had always dreamed of raising a cat, unexpectedly picked up a "cat" that could talk. Fu Tao: Am I the legendary chosen one? What's next? Transform into a magical girl? Or go straight to save the world? Will the relevant authorities come to me? Can I get extra points for the college entrance examination? How much to add? Ah, maybe it will be recommended directly? Hooray! ╰(*^▽^*)╯ "Cat": Ah meow... Actually, you are about to die. Fu Tao:? ... Ah ah ah, please withdraw quickly! Who knows, after eighteen years of hard work, I finally passed the college entrance examination, but I am about to fail? ? ? It's so confusing! Absolutely not! Fu Tao: (Threatening) I'll give you a chance and say it again. "Cat": I have no choice but to protect you personally. Is there such a good thing? However, my mother said that it's okay to raise a cat until the college entrance examination is over. Fu Tao: Isn't it just the college entrance examination? It doesn't matter, I can answer the questions! ＊ A few days later, a mysterious transfer student came to the class. He was so handsome that he shocked the whole school, but he only had eyes for Fu Tao. Classmate: Fu Tao Fu Tao, are your peach blossoms about to bloom~~~ Fu Tao: Oh, really? (Addicted to studying) (Not looking up) (Understatement) Let's wait until the college entrance examination is over. After all, (push the non-existent glasses) Men will only affect the speed of my answering questions. ＊ Right? Falling in love is not as important as getting into high school (raising) and taking the exam (cat). Everything should wait until the college entrance exam is over. A transfer student:... ＊ Small theater: Fu Tao: Throw—hands—! Don't hug my pen, don't lie on my test paper! I still have to study, don't lie on my lap and snore! I can't be cute... Nor... Okay, then I'll forgive you a million times more (=^ω^=) ＊ A high school girl heroine with a lot of inner drama [with her own barrage] x a monster hero who is good at everything (but unfortunately he has a mouth) ＊ This article is also known as: "My Boyfriend Is Not a Human" (bushi) "What evil can a kitten have?" (Yes) "He is not a cute little kitten" (.) "A world where only Fu Rui's brother is injured" (???) ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ Please collect it~ o((*^▽^*))o
As I write this comment, Beijing Subway Line 9 stops at the east of Liuli Bridge, and after three beeps, it moves forward. (What's the connection between this and Hua Hua's new book? Hey!) (Isn't it the same as Hua Hua's new book?) (This connection is obviously forced!) (I don't care! Confirm!)