I Am a Bug in the Cool World [Quickly Wear]

"Quickly Travel: I am the Bastard in the Wishing Fountain": As the wishful thinking teacher with the highest praise rate, Wen Ruojin is recognized as having outstanding professional abilities and excellent personal qualities. Adhering to the principle of hard work for those who are able, the Starry Sky Wishing Pool assigned her N+1 consecutive S-level wishes. Wen Ruojin was furious: Do you think I am the bastard in the wishing pool? Starry Sky Wishing Pool: Pool B! You can choose your wish in Pool B! Wen Ruojin waved her hand: I'm sorry, I'm more awesome than that bastard! Copywriting of this article: For thousands of years, Li Qiaoqiao has devoted herself to turning herself into a bug in the world of Shuangwen! [College students in the 1970s] The scumbag is watching with eager eyes, and the best friend has ulterior motives. Only the father is sighing from the side: Girl, why have you caused trouble all over the place? Li Qiaoqiao showed a smile unique to the god of learning. Don't be afraid, reading can change your destiny. The god of learning at Jiangdong University became famous in one battle, and the richest man in the world was born. [A humble peasant boy] In the 19th year of Xuande's reign, there were two Yuan family members, people from Jiangnan, and apprentices at Qianxiang Merchant Store in Huizhou. When he was a child, he followed his teacher's instructions and went to Lingnan to visit merchants and goods. Because he didn't like seafood, he rushed to the western mountains outside the city every day, setting three or five traps to catch chickens, rabbits, badgers, and roe deer. One day, I suddenly thought about the smell of pigs, so I dug a pit nine feet deep and densely packed it with sharp stakes. After waiting for more than a month, I got a tiger, and merchants rushed to buy it. Attachment: Later generations followed suit and dug mountains for several years. Birds, animals, snakes and insects fled into the forest and became mounds of earth. Note: Ancient times, no CP, career flow, world map. [Cannon fodder is a real daughter] Li Qiaoqiao went to the police station twice a day, the first time because she found a corpse, and the second time because... A corpse was buried in the suburbs? ? ? Yang Xianxu went on blind dates twice, bumped into Li Qiaoqiao twice, and found that the two men who accompanied her to the movies each time would not survive the next day... This woman is poisonous! ! ! Note: In modern times, there are CPs, real and fake daughters, and metaphysics career streams! [Crematorium Corpse Bearers] The whole family is dead and scattered, and the start is directly on the hell difficulty level. Li Qiaoqiao had to set up a stall to feed her family, and she also had to work part-time at the crematorium to carry corpses in her spare time. Wait, what the hell is that floating in the air? Peat, another hellish world! [The story of a good-for-nothing loser] The climate crisis is coming, and even rotten dogs have to fight for survival. Refusing to lie down and let others laugh at you, you can save the world even if you are useless. Head No. 1 Before: ... Is it true? I don't believe it. No. 1 Chief After: The Republic never treats any meritorious official unfairly! [Female classmate whose graduation was postponed] Social scum, I will kill you! Pre-released article "I became a bank president after graduation", please collect it The final article "Quickly Wearing the Heroine An Zhiruosu" please collect it Intention: Live up to your time and live up to your life!