My name is Nakajima Atsushi, and yes, I am the unlucky guy Nakajima Atsushi who gets beaten every day. Let me tell you quietly, there is a big treasure hidden inside me! That's why I got beaten. Then, I was kicked out of the orphanage. Did you think the days of being beaten were over? Doesn't exist! Then I met Mr. Dazai. I have to state here that meeting Mr. Dazai is really one of the luckiest things in my life. Because of Mr. Dazai, I met that man, ah ~ that big babe who had to wear a little dress every day to go out! That's right, that's my wife↖(^ω^)↗!
Let me reiterate, I am Atsushi Nakajima, the unlucky guy who gets beaten every day. In the past, I was beaten by the director in the orphanage and lived a painful life; now it is different, although I am still being beaten every day, but! What a blessing it is to be beaten by your wife every day! Thank you Mr. Dazai! Mr. Dazai is such a good person(?▽?)!
The protagonist of this article is Nakajima Atsushi from the if line. Nakajima Atsushi from other parallel worlds has traveled through time. It's harmful. Who cares, just be happy and that's it.
The characters will be OOC, so I don't like to point out the cross.