In Front of the Yandere, Eating Melon Seeds and Watching Dramas

A yandere versus an idiot, a story about the heroine going crazy and trying to survive on the verge of death. Sand glyph CP is the great beauty of our ancestors. [Yandere, lazy, verbally dissatisfied with her body, possessive and overflowing with ancestral beauty VS sand sculpture, crazy and desperate to flatter, just wants to quietly follow the drama, eat melon seeds, plush, chubby orange cat demon] As soon as Lin Qiaobai traveled through time, she was regarded as the chosen one by an emperor, who gave her 120% hope that she could kill that terrible monster. The emperor thanked Wang Chu for his encouragement: "You can do it!" Lin Qiaobai: "..." No, I laughed just now, not because I was calm, but because I have watched a lot of novels and TV series, and through a few clues, I vividly imagined the scene of you being stepped on by a monster. Lin Qiaobai entered the gloomy cave, saw the monster, and witnessed the monster's bloodthirsty madness. This is not a monster, this is an ancestor, a big devil! Oh, she's not an employee of the Dog Emperor, and she doesn't get paid, so why should she work for the Dog Emperor? It would be much more fun to catch up on the drama with the mobile phone that traveled with me through time. Ye Jiqing, the great ancestral demon, looked at the killer Lin Qiaobai approaching him, and twitched the corner of his mouth coldly, with murderous intent in his eyes. Lin Qiaobai: "Borrow me a quiet place." I like to catch up on dramas. Ye Jiqing: "..." Ye Jiqing stayed in the dark black hole for hundreds of years and forgot what sunlight looked like. Until she came, wielding a sledgehammer for him, and smashed out a piece of sunshine. Lin Qiaobai wiped her face, which was covered with black dirt, and smiled brightly at Ye Jiqing. Her white teeth reflected the sun and highlighted her dark cheeks. Ye Jiqing thought, this person is a bit cute. Small theater: Ye Jiqing: Don't abandon me. Lin Qiaobai: Well, okay. (How dare I leave you? If you go crazy, the world will be destroyed, ancestor!) Forget it, since you are good-looking and can charge my mobile phone, I will hold on to you. This article is 1vs1, cp is determined, she is the great beauty of her ancestors. The emperor at the beginning is not the hero, not the hero, not the hero! ! ! ! ! In the ancient fantasy background, the palace is mixed with monsters and monsters. This article is ridiculous! The heroine of the same style as me, "The drama queen who cures paranoid villains [Quickly wear]" in the guide column Pre-receipt of the same sand sculpture, please collect it: "Ancestor, please settle the bill, thank you!" Pre-receipt copy: The terrifying Great Demon King, whose thousand-year ancestor has appeared. He is violent, bloodthirsty, and comes like hell. He wants to tear out the bones and cramps of those who betrayed him and harmed him in the past to vent his hatred. The world is in chaos. "I said, I hate betrayers the most." The big devil stared at the leader of a certain world's number one sect, his eyes were sinister and terrifying. The leader was covered in sweat. Suddenly a clear female voice sounded: "Ancestor, here is the most authentic pancake fruit that is rare in a thousand years." "I asked for two, but he wouldn't let me leave until I paid. Stop fighting and pay the bill first." The leader didn't care about the sound. He continued to prepare for the attack, his whole body tense, and he was still wondering if this woman was going to die. The bloodthirsty demon king in front of him suddenly disappeared. When he looked down, he found that the bloodthirsty demon king just now was actually taking money from his sleeves to pay the bill seriously. When the leader was trampled under his feet and tasted the fate of a betrayer, the cold sword light flashed by. He thought he was going to die here, but then he heard a familiar female voice: "Ancestor, please show mercy!" The leader burst into tears, thinking that he had betrayed countless people in his life and had no one to intercede for mercy until his death. There was actually a girl he had never met interceding for him. The girl's pleasant voice revealed excitement: "His clothes are so expensive. They are limited edition worldwide. This jade pendant is worth a palace." "It's such a pity to break them all. Take them off first, and then you can beat them, ancestor." The ancestor's voice finally couldn't bear it anymore and he said with anger: "Be proactive and don't take off men's clothes!" "Oh." The little girl's voice was aggrieved. The leader: "..." He was furious to death on the spot. One day, a certain demon king, wearing clothes worth ten palaces, walked up to Jiang Caili step by step and asked: "Any ideas." Jiang Caili stared at the clothes, countless little pieces of gold fell from her mind, her eyes seemed to be glowing golden, and she couldn't move them away. A deep and mellow laughter came from my ears, and he replied: "He's really promising." Intention: Don't fight and kill, love life, be able to enjoy and feel the beauty of life.