Sorting Hat: I won't just think about sorting and writing my song all day long...
"The Monster Book of Monsters": Wow! This bad guy wants to kidnap me! ! ! Bite to death!
Anti-Cheat Quill: Can I really guard against the Weasley brothers? This is a problem.
Whomping Willow: I am actually a warm baby...
Yew Wood Wand: Yes, I am a poor first wife who was squeezed out by a mistress.
A certain brick behind the Leaky Cauldron: Get away, wand! ! My whole body aches, don't hit me every time, hey!