The Duke of Zhenguo fought bloody battles on the battlefield for twenty years, and his military exploits shocked Jiuzhou. He was a hero for all the people of Jiuzhou.
It's a pity that the hero is getting old. He has only six girls under his knees when he is over fifty. This concubine has taken one concubine after another. It seems that there will be no heirs. Mrs. Hou, Lao Benshengzhu, gave birth to a eldest son.
The Duke of Zhenguo held the emperor's hand before he died: "I have a successor!"
Grand Duke Xiaoqi Ye has been a debaucher since he was a child, molesting the widow Zhang outside the village, spying on the little maids taking a bath, and never getting into fights with anyone less than seven years old. He has done all the shameless things he can do.
The emperor was annoyed by the accused ministers, and an imperial edict sent the young prince to the frontier - to mix in the sand and mud!
Standing in the yellow sand where even the birds are male, Lu Xiaoqi, who came wearing a book, secretly rubbed his pants and tightened them.
Silently read: My sister is a man, my sister is a man, my sister is a man!
General: I heard that my young master is a manly man?
Lu Xiaoqi hesitated: It's nothing.
General: Above or below?
Lu Xiaoqi: ... I'd better lay the floor!
PS: Women disguise themselves as men!
2019/10/5