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The sand sculpture copy is as follows:
——Breaking news! Niso Entertainment will hold a grand press conference in two days. It is said that two of the company's top superstars are getting married!
Netizens who eat melons are agitated: Who will do the zero when two A's go to bed?
Shang Peng: "Although he is handsome, has long legs, and has a perky butt, he is actually incompetent!"
The reporters excitedly asked: Why do they look at each other?
Lou Yanming: "He can call me bed."
Copywriting:
On his first day on duty, intern Xiaoyue Lao Yi Tianyang accidentally broke up the red thread of a couple.
In order to punish him, the manager of Yue Lao Firm demoted him to the mortal world and was reborn as a boy with the same name as him.
Who would have imagined that not long after he came to earth, he got himself into big trouble!
Small Theater
Yi Tianyang: I'm a young man, don't bully me!
Lu Bai: Is there something wrong with this melon boy's brain?
Yi Tianyang: Can I hang out with you from now on?
Lu Bai looked him up and down and licked his lips: OK!
Yi Tianyang: If you protect me more from now on, I promise to give you a better red line!
Lu Bai: I've fallen in love with you, where do you think I'm going to hold you?
High energy warning:
1. Sweet, sweet! ! Sweet article, diabetic patients please read and bookmark it and evacuate quickly.
2. Real scumbag versus fake scumbag.
3. Shou is a god with supernatural powers! Gong is a mortal!
4. Reborn in the mortal world, handsome and cute, able to communicate with animals and plants, greedy and cute, not afraid of gods and gods. He is not afraid of anything except heaven and earth. He is afraid that his wife will be wronged and his loyal dog with a sinister attitude will attack awkwardly.
5. The author is really uncle, uncle, uncle!
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