"I want to confess."
Priest: "Speak, my son."
"I once accidentally picked up a baby."
Priest: "You are such a kind person."
"Ah... Then I put her in a box and fed her mercury to drink and gems to eat."
Priest: Wait, did he say it wrong, or did he hear it wrong?
"Then she died."
Priest: ...
"This is something I have never encountered before, so I spent a lot of money to resurrect her."
"Later, when she wanted food, I gave it to her. When she wanted company, I found someone to accompany her. When she wanted a gift, I gave her my own snacks."
"She grew up and told me she wanted my love."
Priest: "So you gave your heart to her?"
"No." The devil shook his head, "The devil has no heart."
Priest: Go away, why does the devil want to confess to him?
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*When Dorothy was six years old, influenced by comic books, she began to call the devil prince and said that she would be the prince's bride in the future.
Demon King: What is she going to do?
*When Dorothy was eighteen years old, she obsessively observed the handsome and gentle Demon Prince, and showed a shy expression that made the Demon Prince feel uncomfortable.
Demon King: What is she going to do? !
*Lord Demon King, could you please show me the special treatment for Dorothy?
Demon King: I don't, and Dorothy is not a name you can call me.
Yes, yes, this is it!
[Thanks to Mrs. Xianchen for providing the cover image]
Purpose: redemption