We Ninjas Are Not Actors

Naruto got the performance system on his graduation day. Forget about performing, the fan scripts he got were all weird. On the day of graduation, the nine young masters were forced to participate in the work "Go Dark, Boy", which left a deep psychological shadow. I just wanted to say one thing to Naruto: Please, don't go black. And, "You are a very nice person, let's keep our distance!" Naruto:...... When Itachi returned to the village and wanted to take a look at his younger brother, he was forced to participate in "About Uchiha Brothers' Love". His face was so calm that when he saw the script, he couldn't help but curse: grass (a kind of plant) Sasuke: ... Before I kill you, I want to kill the author! Kisame: So it turns out that Mr. Itachi exterminated the clan because he loved his younger brother too much? Team 7, who is closest to Naruto, has to participate in "Teacher, Love Me Again" from time to time. Kakashi: Sandai, I request to resign. I can't be this teacher for another day! After discovering Itachi came back from Konoha, Obito went to Konoha in a daze. Even with the ability of time and space, he could not escape from participating in "Uchiha Family Love". Obito: Why did old man Madara come back to life? ! Madara: That's outrageous, how could I love Obito! ! Kakashi: The title of the book is Uchiha, why should I participate? ! Tobirama: ... What an evil clan. System: [In order to improve the performance, dead actors will be resurrected appropriately] Everyone: We are not actors! ! ! The script will include: "Kill the leader of Xiao, I will open a harem" Nagato:? ? ? "On How to Stabilize Triangular Relationships" Kakashi: Why do I have to fall deeply in love with Obito every time? Do I have a face that I cannot love? (Being tortured to the point of exploding) …… Reading tips: 1: A silly and funny article. 2: There are all kinds of CPs in fan fiction, but the real CP in this article is Nazuo, with card. Purpose: To fall in love, you need to find a good partner