The top student monitor asked: If your girlfriend is angry, how do you comfort her?
Everyone thought that the straight male squad leader had encountered emotional problems again, so they all gave him advice and came to the conclusion: When his girlfriend is angry, she will obey her whatever she says, and I guarantee that she will calm down immediately!
He also expressed deep sympathy for the squad leader's girlfriend. Having such a straight boyfriend must have destroyed the galaxy in his previous life.
Tong Yu thought the same thing in front of the keyboard dressed as a straight male squad leader.
Later, Tong Yu, who was dressed as the squad leader's keyboard, found out that the squad leader didn't have a girlfriend, but that he had several romance novels with strange paintings.
That day, Tong Yu watched helplessly as the squad leader typed on the keyboard and wrote this plot:
[Lan Xueer said: I'm angry! No matter how you coax me, you will never calm down!
Nangong Aotian quickly coaxed in a good voice: "Okay, okay, then I won't coax you anymore, be good."
Tong Yu: ... Straight man, you win.
[Small Theater] Tong Yu heard that a well-known Green Tea guy wanted to seduce the squad leader, but later Green Tea knelt down...
The chat history is like this:
Green Tea: Monitor, I'm in a bad mood. Can Brother Monitor please talk to me?
Monitor: 1. Don't call me brother. 2. No.
Green tea:…
Green Tea: Monitor, what should I do if I forgot to bring my umbrella when it rains...
Monitor: What does it have to do with me that you forgot to bring your umbrella? Baffling.
Tong Yu, who was being pursued by the squad leader at the time, really wanted to know what gave the squad leader the courage to pursue him...
Cp: The cute little girl who likes to make jokes VS the steely straight male academic super monitor
ps: Hilarious article, the female protagonist wears the male protagonist's keyboard and helps the straight male protagonist write a hilarious daily routine that will arouse the hearts of young girls~~
Please click on the column of the new article to see: "The heroine in the abuse novel does not want to be a HE" unit story, some stories about the heroine in the abuse novel who did not become a HE with the male protagonist in the end. This article is also called "Fuck the Reunion"
The pre-received article stamp column can be collected: "After Five Hundred Years of Farming, I Was Forced to Be an Empress" After Lu fell on the earth and farmed alone for five hundred years, the earth became the legendary Garden of Eden...
Completed articles: "The scheming time-traveling girl cried and begged me to let me go" & "Mom and Dad were reborn" & "Swapped bodies with my husband" For more completed articles, please click on the column~
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Ruan Jiaojiao: What is the difference between these two options?
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Ruan Jiaojiao:? I think you are tired of living.
At the bloody wedding, the calm and elegant murderous groom: I finally found you, my bride, do you like the gift I gave you?
Ruan Jiaojiao: ... Haha.
Conception: