Counterattack Becomes Attack

[The full text is less than 5 yuan, thank you for supporting the genuine version] The famous gay bar in H city has a lead singer who can wow the audience with his voice. What's even more rare is that the lead singer has a first-class figure and can dance so handsomely that it makes people scream. Qi Zhuang had a little girl in his arms and squinted at the excited blonde lead singer on the stage. That night, Mr. Qi, a veteran in love affairs, blocked the lead singer in the toilet, loosened his tie, and lowered his voice specially, "A date?" The lead singer held a cigarette in his mouth, leaned against the wall lazily, and shook off the hand he extended, "I am 1." Master Qi raised his eyebrows, "What a coincidence, so do I." [The love between a veteran in love and a veteran in love] [Gong to the point of attack × Shou to the point of attack] [The lead singer has blond hair and pigtails, he is so handsome] [The lead singer is going to attack] [The text with useless copywriting looks better than the copywriting. Come in and take a look if you don't believe me? *** ——When he is around, my hair must not be messy, my body must smell good, I cannot unscrew bottle caps, I can eat half a bowl of rice until I am full, and I can bump into telephone poles whenever I walk. ——While he was away, he drank three bowls of rice and killed eighteen heroes. [The main article about fast travel has been completed and is in the column. If you are interested in pre-ordering, you can collect it] *** "The Serious God" has been released: Qi Cheng, free and uninhibited, charming and suave, was named the number one gangster in XX High School by his roommates. One day, many inexplicable options suddenly appeared in his peaceful life. In the dark corner, there is a handsome guy lying in the corner with wounds all over his body. [I found the school bully from XX High School ten meters ahead. Do you want to step forward to help? A. Rescue and tease ​B. Not only did she not rescue him, she also took off his pants\(≧▽≦)/ Qi Cheng put out his cigarette and happily chose B first, then A. In the school assembly hall, the outstanding but indifferent student representatives hurried to the auditorium and dropped their speeches on the ground. I found XX academic master dropping important documents two meters in front of me. Do you want to help? [A. Help him when he is about to cry and his eyes are red] [B. I would rather see the top student cry in public] Qi Cheng clicked his tongue and picked up the speech script on the ground, "God damn options, all of them touched my heart." The principal invited a popular boy group to cheer for the school's 100th anniversary celebration. The male team leader's eyes were filled with pride, the corners of his mouth were raised in a provocative and abstinent way, and his abdominal muscles were looming. [The handsome superstar guy in front is about to be thrown a bottle of water by a classmate in the first row. Do you want to help him? A. No help, the clothes will stick to the body B. How can a bottle of water be enough? My day. Qi Zhenwancheng said, "This option is so shameless." What to choose? Of course you choose B, you idiot. [Screenshot, 2019.3.15, Copywritten in February] Intention: