Copywriting one:
As the overlord of Bishui River, Qinglong Rongjin has been very upset recently.
The group of people on the shore noised him every day and begged him to let it rain, and they kept throwing girls into the river, making him always have to save them.
All the girls who were left behind were still crying and refused to go home, so he had to send them to far away places.
The main thing is that he is so kind and will not refuse.
So every time it rained, he sent the girl away.
Hey, I don't know what the people on the shore are thinking. He is just a dragon who likes to sleep.
Finally one day, he couldn't bear it anymore and ran to the shore and shouted to the sky: "Stop throwing girls into the river!"
A few days later, they left a man behind
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Annoying...
Copywriting two:
Recently, personnel from the Goblin and Monster Management Bureau discovered that a small village in a mountainous area has been offering sacrifices to the river for hundreds of years, and it continues even into the 21st century!
The most important thing is that according to satellite pictures, there is really an evil dragon in the river that has not been registered in the goblin management book.
They decided to solve this scourge as soon as possible and sent the most outstanding disciple of the Qingshan Sect among the young monks to make a statement to solve the matter.
In order to sneak into the enemy, Shu Shu dressed up as a sacrificial bride, held a magic sword, and sat on a raft that sank as soon as he sat down.
Before leaving, his junior brothers and sisters bid farewell with tears in their eyes.
His master held his hand and said that the evil dragon in the river is very powerful and eats people, so be careful if you encounter it.
Passing through bay after bay, he saw the evil dragon.
Just why, he thinks it looks really cute...
Serious bun-faced jealous maniac sword crazy gong
Background of spiritual energy recovery in the 21st century
[Screenshot taken on 2019.3.12]
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