I Heard That Zhu Ma Has a Crush on Me

[Follow-up article: "Everyone in the world is assisted by me", please collect it. The copy is below. General Ji Beicheng came to Beijing on orders. Wherever he passed, there were crowds of spectators and murmurings. Ji Beicheng was puzzled and asked Zuo Zuo why? Answer: "Shen Bi walked through this road just now." Question: "Is he... Looking at the charming city?" Answer: "No, Shen Bi said something." Ask: "What words?" Answer: "... General Ji, who has a big head and a big penis, will arrive soon." Ji Beicheng almost fell off his horse, then raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Shen Bi saw her once, and she will never forget her." As a result, the people in the capital quickly spread the word—— Shen Bi has seen what General Ji did. Shen Bi never forgets what General Ji did. Shen Bi had been secretly in love with General Ji for many years, but she couldn't get what she wanted, and she felt resentful. When Shen Bi heard this, he immediately exploded and without saying a word, he raised his sword to seek revenge. Ji Beicheng: "Shen Bi, we are colleagues, how can we use swords against each other?" Shen Bi: "I'm here to cut off my robe today!" After burning the incense, Ji Beicheng looked at the messy sleeves that were cut off by Shen Bi and frowned: "Are you sure you didn't come here to cut off your sleeves?" "..." Shen Bi sneered and moved the tip of his sword downward, "Do you want to know how to cut off your descendants?" Ji Beicheng: "It's not impossible for you to cut off your children and grandchildren with me." ————————————— Continuation text: "Everyone in the world is assisted by me" Xie Qiuchi, the leader of the demon sect who was punished by everyone, was forced to get married. Righteous people applauded and applauded. Evil people will have their own troubles! Not long after, the Wulin Inn, which is known for being well-informed, made a shocking revelation: It is said that on a night when the moonlight was too beautiful and you were too gentle, the big devil was so in love that he used too much force and tore off the girl's... Wig. A huge bald head glowed with a warm color under the moonlight, blinding the devil's eyes - the girl who was forced into marriage was actually a monk pretending to be a monk! All the martial arts people gasped: Ah - the world is declining! It's so heartbreaking! ! ! In fact, I was cheering, spinning and jumping: Wow - well done! Humiliate him severely! ! ! Hiding in the corner of the inn, Xie Qiuchi, who was drinking to drown his sorrows, lowered the brim of his hat and gritted his teeth with hatred: Who leaked the news about that night? ! Before one melon was finished, the other came again. A few days later, the big devil issued the Tianyi Xuan Cang Order, and the whole world offered a reward to hunt down the monk! All the martial arts people couldn't sit still and were worried about the big devil's marriage: the enemy of my enemy is my friend! We have decided to cover this monk! Immediately issued an order: Everyone in the world, please pay attention! The time has come for us to unite and stand up! In order to do justice for heaven, we have collected a large amount of Hehuan Powder, which is not a waste of medicine, and Yang Dan... The more, the better! From then on, Xie Qiuchi began to take endless cold showers... What kind of evil was this! He just flirts with her and runs away when nothing happens/has no face/is attacked by the scheming monk who is protected by the whole world The leader of the demon sect who is always taken advantage of/has troubles that cannot be told/who is chased and drugged by the whole world strong —————————————————————— Pre-receipt of the article: "The road to slap in the face of a top star" Jiang He clicked on a hot search topic titled "The craziest thing you've ever done for your idol". As expected, half of the netizens mentioned his name in the comments. This is thanks to Valentine's Day five years ago. That day, one of his male fans spent 20 million and confessed his love to him through outdoor LED advertising all over the world. For a time, Jiang He's news was overwhelming, the number of super-talk posts increased by hundreds of thousands, the celebrity topic list shot to the first place, and the real-time hot searches remained high. Just when the entire internet was speculating on who this crazy, romantic, mysterious and wealthy male fan was, he disappeared and never appeared again. Jiang He casually glanced at the reply. It was not much different from what he expected. Just as he was about to close the comment, his eyes were attracted by a netizen named "Xia He". Salty, sweet and cute: you are on the hot search again@xiahe Xia He: Young and frivolous, not worth mentioning. Jiang He clicked on the screen: Look up this person named Xia He. A few days later, the considerate assistant sent the information: Brother Jiang, this Xia He is Teacher Qiu Xia's trumpet. Jiang He: Qiu Xia? Assistant: I am about to join the cast to star opposite Brother Jiang, the star of our two-male drama, the author and screenwriter Qiu Xia. Jiang He: I remember, you are my idol! "A cold flower" and "human delusion", right? A patient with chuunibyou who just says "Don't love me, it won't work" to his fans whenever he has nothing to do. Assistant: Brother Jiang doesn't seem to like our Xia Xia. Jiang He: Be more confident and remove the appearance. Half a year later Assistant: Brother Jiang seems to like our Xia Xia. Jiang He: Be more confident and remove the appearance. Purpose: love and protection