After the Plot Is Over

There is always a Long Aotian in every fantasy novel, and behind Long Aotian there is a troublesome villain who is specifically against the protagonist. He is sinister, vicious, and thoughtful. His greatest pleasure is to constantly commit suicide in front of the protagonist. Finally, when the story is about to end, Long Aotian defeats the villain and leads the harem to successfully tear apart the plane and ascend away. So Jiang He picked up an unrecognizable villain in his vegetable patch. Jiang He is worried about food and clothing: There are not two drops of oil in the pot, and I feel worried... Disfigured and ugly villain: I live on a soft diet and am always worried that I will starve to death one day... Many years later, someone once asked the villain why he only likes to oppose the male protagonist. The villain looked at the sky rather melancholy when he heard this, and then stretched out two fingers to point at the table. Passerby A (trembling): Are you saying it's inconvenient to answer? Thinking of the days when he was ignored by his wife during this period, the villain gave him a big look: I said it was for two reasons. First, it's me! I can't see others showing affection in front of me. Passerby B (curious face): What about second place? The villain became even more melancholy. He touched the various rare treasures that he had not yet had time to hand over to his wife: Of course they are show treasures. You said that he happens to have both. If I don't do it to him, who will I do?