The Ancient Rune Professor at Hogwarts is a very magical being.
When everyone thought, "Such a gentle person must already have a girlfriend," they discovered that he was a research geek.
Just when everyone thought he was going to live with the ancient magic text for the rest of his life, they found out that he was married to someone other than the ancient magic text.
Students and colleagues said it was great that the professor (Windermere) was finally married - by the way, your husband got lost and came to me, could you please take him back? (Ah, Mr. York, please don't tear down the stairs! It's not its fault it's moving around!)