Pre-collection: When the paranoid villain dresses as a school uniform
Copywriting:
After reviving his life, Lu Yu swore:
Stop being the female bastard that everyone yells at.
Study hard and go to a good university.
Stop being Su Che's backup girlfriend.
So, she took off her heavy makeup, threw away the steel pipe, put on her school uniform, picked up her schoolbag... And blocked Suche.
She thought life would be as ordinary as she expected.
Until one day, the tall and handsome young man sat behind her.
Like her, she opened a book of Five-Three.
The ballpoint pen slowly stroked the end of her hair, and the young man's unique hoarse voice came from behind.
"One hundred and thirty-one, question four, is the answer five hundred and two?"
Later.
What's more scary than a fight between scumbags?
It was the scumbag who started to study on his own, and he was extremely... Shameless to ask questions.
In this regard, representatives from various subjects expressed that they had something to say.
Chinese: Fortunately they can understand Chinese characters...
Mathematics: When will the class leaders change (┬_┬)
English: Have you ever felt the despair of someone who doesn't even know what the definite article is but chases you to ask about the attributive clause?
Physics: If I had known better, I would have studied liberal arts.
Chemistry: +1 upstairs.
Creatures: +2 upstairs.
Reading guide:
1. Sweet pet campus, please collect it.
2. Duplicity, pretending to be a serious school bully, little wolfdog
3. The author's logic is dead and cannot withstand scrutiny. If you leave or stay, you will be left alone. If you abandon the article, there is no need to remind you at the bottom of the article.
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Pre-receipt: "When the Paranoid Villain Dresses Up as a School Welfare"
Copywriting one:
Ye Xiaoran accidentally got involved in a bloody fantasy novel.
In order to come back, she abandoned the paranoid villain Luan Tianjun, who could make the entire Three Realms tremble just by stomping his feet.
When the sharp sword pierced his chest, Ye Xiaoran looked at Luan Tianjun's cold eyes that almost wanted to eat someone, feeling a little scared but also inexplicably a little happy...
After she came back, she returned to high school as a sophomore. After experiencing all the horrors in the fantasy world, she was determined to study hard and bathe in the sunshine of the new century.
Until one day, a new classmate was transferred to the school.
He looks a lot like Luan Tianjun, and even more so when he sneers!
The new classmate asked to sit next to Ye Xiaoran. After sitting down, he first glanced at her coldly, and then sneered: "Ye Xiaoran, I found you, wash your neck and wait for me!"
Ye Xiaoran: "..."
It seemed like something extraordinary had been worn back with her! ! !
Copywriting two:
After Shen Yuzhou was stabbed through the chest, he hated Ye Xiaoran who escaped without knowing where to end.
He never expected that that vicious and cunning woman would show no mercy when he really fell in love with her!
Before all the blood flowed out, he swore that he would catch her back!
As a result, Shen Yuzhou ended his path to immortality and followed Ye Xiaoran to a completely unfamiliar world.
That night, it was very dark and the street lights were dim.
Shen Yuzhou was covered in mud and looked as dirty as a beggar. He was squatting alone in the corner, his narrow eyes were lowered, and his stomach was growling with hunger.
Suddenly, a hot steamed bun was handed to me.
He raised his eyelids, and a smiling face came into his eyes.
"Little beggar, eat it while it's hot."
Shen Yuzhou: "..."
What a Ye Xiaoran! He stabbed me and humiliated me! !
[The villain who is fierce and comes back to take revenge (chases his wife)??×The poor heroine who washes her neck and waits for death]
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