Horror and Paranormal Survival Guide

On how a novice with no power to restrain a chicken can survive in a scary supernatural article where evil spirits roam the ground and are as vicious as dogs. He Xulin used his own personal experience to summarize the five most important steps. Step 1: Find the protagonist, hug him, and form a team with him (although the protagonist is a tease, Halo never protects his teammates) Step 2: Hug the big guy's thigh and hook him into your hand Step Three: Find a powerful senior and learn Taoism from him Step 4: The villain boss is me...! ! ! Never get involved with villains. Step 5: Have a really awesome hidden identity If you do these five things, you will have a chance of survival. Come on~ Relaxed version of the text: This is the story of a stupid and cute idiot who travels to a horror novel, forms a team with a charlatan, and marries a (?) Boss. When he opened his eyes again, he saw the stupid and cute idiot He Xulin staring at the female ghost opposite him. Afterwards, he realized that he had traveled through time and space in the horror and supernatural novel he had just read. Now, I would like to ask an ordinary person who does not know Taoism and has no power to tie a chicken, how to seek success in a horror novel. According to the routine, you should hug the protagonist's thigh first. What if the protagonist of this horror novel is unreliable and keeps riding a horse and crashing on the road to death? Then you can only find a big man to marry! He Xulin: Boss, boss, do you still need leg pendants? QAQ boss Shen Changze: Sorry, stay away from me. I don't want to be friends with mentally retarded people. Lin Yingying, who was disliked by the boss, was dragged by the male protagonist to be a teammate to fight monsters. N years later, He Xulin: QAQ thighs, stay away from me! ! ! Shen Changze hugged He Xulin: You are mine, don't run away. He Xulin: Don't run, there are too many evil spirits, so I don't dare to run. Demining: The protagonist is funny and cute without explanation, and he brings pig teammates with him. He is not a saint, but he is stupid and cute. The villain Goldfinger is against the sky, and the protagonist group is not happy ~ but it is still great when fighting the mobs ~ it is not a cool story, focusing on growth. (Although it is not a cool article, but don't read the whole article with your brain, because the logic is eaten by the author) The protagonist has a strong golden finger in the early stage, and his combat power is upgraded after becoming a Yin magician ~ High-energy warning, there will be uncomfortable content. Daily updates, updated at 8:00 or 18:00 every day, absolutely no traps!