Sorry, I will come back and write when I have time. I have been wanting to write for a few days and have been holding it in for a few days, but I haven't been able to do it yet - 2020.11.03
It's probably a silly article with no logic. I'm happy to read it~
The first serialization of the column: "Three big guys begging me to spend money [to wear books]". Please collect it. Please collect the author's column too~
A silly little copywriting
"President, your girlfriend has been kicked out of the house by you for three years."
"Are you willing to admit your mistake?"
"Not yet, she's already dead."
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Yun Xin became the male protagonist's substitute for Bai Yueguang
The male protagonist tortures Yun Xin everywhere, and also wants Yun Xin to change her heart for Bai Yueguang.
And then she died...
Fortunately, Yun Xin was a cat and married the villain after being resurrected.
One day the male protagonist called Yun Xin: "I found that the one I love most is you."
Yun Xin was lying in the delivery room: "What did you say? I'm busy giving birth. Let's talk another day!"
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Seeing the sleeping kitten, the man who was said not to like cats squatted down
Touch its little round face, rub its big tail, pinch its little flesh pads, and suck its little belly.
Finally, the man kissed the kitten hard on the face
Yun Xin pretending to sleep: ⊙▽⊙
Note: The male protagonist and the villain are both CEOs hhh
Super cute white fluffy kitten
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Serialized and begged for collection - "Three big guys begging me to spend money [through books]"
Song Qing becomes Bai Yueguang's stand-in for the male protagonist, and her father does not love her mother.
But it doesn't matter, she will work hard to make money.
But why? There are three big guys begging her to spend money?
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The No. 1 Boss is an actor in the entertainment industry. If he is found out, he will beg Song Qing to spend money;
Then he gets hotter and hotter!
The second boss is a financial tycoon who begged Song Qing to spend money after he almost went bankrupt;
Then his business got better and better!
The third boss is the president of the company and begs Song Qing to spend money after he almost died;
Then he gets better and better!
Song Qing: I don't want your dirty money. Jpg
Big guys: please spend our money!
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Pre-received article from gay friends: "It's your turn to be the rich little white flower [interpenetration]" by two drawers of steamed buns. If you can't find it, you can search for the author's name~
As a little transparent in the 18th line, Su Qingjiu and the villain Boss cross paths with each other.
Huaiyang hates the little white flower who cries all day long. After the marriage,
I hid for a year on the pretext of going abroad to handle work.
Unexpectedly, when he came back... He turned into a little white flower?
Su Qingjiu looked at the villain who was forced to shed tears by the system
He held his waist and looked up to the sky and screamed: "Now do you know what it feels like to cry until dawn?"
Lu Huaiyang: "Who is crying?"
After saying that, my hair was immediately shocked to the point where it stood on end.
Lu Huaiyang's eyes widened and he covered his mouth: "Uh-huh-huh."
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