This is a story about an ordinary female pig written by a newbie who writes for the first time.
In view of the experience of falling into countless pits and falling in love, I, the empress of the Song Dynasty, decided that instead of sticking to the pit, it is better to be self-reliant; instead of being laughed at by others, it is better to entertain myself and make you laugh.
My purpose is: to carry on the ordinary to the end, reject the harem, reject NP!
P. S. Since I am a down-to-earth realist, it is my nature to be practical and responsible, so I will write the article as homework.
P. S. This article is intended to be circulated among friends, but if you unfortunately come in, it doesn't matter, just take a stroll.