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When he was alive, because his family was poor, Bai Zicen performed as an entertainer during the day and picked up rags at night.
One day, he picked up a little monkey in the garbage dump. Its tail was broken off, its legs were lame, its golden fluff was mixed with blood, and it was dying. Staring at him with guarded eyes, he stretched out his hand and was bitten.
But he still took the little monkey home.
After taking it home, he bandaged it with medicine and took good care of it until the little monkey recovered from his injury and gradually became less wary of him. The unsuspecting little monkey has round eyes and a round head. It is very cute and furry. It can also learn human language and perform with him every day.
Life for the two of them got better little by little.
But Bai Zicen still likes to pick up rags.
Another day, he picked up a person in the garbage dump. Just like the little monkey he once was, he was covered in scars and dying, staring at him with guarded eyes.
He also took this man home. Then...
The country perished and the little monkey left. He was also caught and hacked six thousand times.
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Bai Zicen died very unwillingly.
He became a white-bone spirit and wanted to seize Tang Monk's flesh. But after taking it away three times, Sun Wukong beat him to death with a stick every time. He was so beaten that he was frightened when he heard the name. But at this time, the King of Hell intervened again and actually wanted to send him to assist Tang Sanzang in obtaining scriptures from the West!
So, Bai Zicen, who appeared in front of Sun Wukong for the fourth time, held his head: "Great Sage, don't hit me!"
But...
This time, not only did Sun Wukong not hit him, but he stared at him strangely.
Bai Zicen: Does it look familiar? It looks familiar!
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Later.
Sun Wukong threw him down in the sea of flowers on the other side, with red eyes, caressing every scar on his withered bones. That night, the wind and sand in Huangquan gradually subsided, and the water in Wangchuan was calm. The hot kiss fell carefully, Sun Wukong held his face and said in a hoarse voice:
"Junshan, from now on, you are mine and only belong to me."
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①C world R bipolar disorder monkey attack vs. Gentle, kind, warm and sweet mortal being;
②1v1, double cleansing, he, two-way redemption, chasing his wife in the crematorium;
③The protagonist group has its own shortcomings in the early stage, but will grow in the later stage;
④ There will be a preview of the next chapter of the story, if you mind, please block it in advance;
⑤There are deputy CPs, Xiaobailong x Jinchan, Kui Mulang x Jade Goddess, Silver Horn x Golden Horn... There are many, micro group portraits;
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Advance copy copy of "On the day of divorce, Lao Gong turned into a dog"
[The cold-blooded CEO turns into a stupid dog to attack vs. A sickly, weak-tongued beauty suffers]
Feng Dian has Bai Yueguang, but Feng Dian doesn't love Jiang Yan. Jiang Yan was just brought in by Feng Dian to make up for his anger with his family.
Everyone knew it, including Jiang Yan.
So since the first day Jiang Yan married Feng Dian, everyone was waiting to see his jokes and see when he would be kicked out.
One wait is seven years.
Seven years later, Bai Yueguang returned to China, and the news of the divorce of the young president of Feng Group was overwhelming——
According to insiders, Jiang Yanai and Feng Dianai fought hard and stalked each other, but they paid seven years of youth by mistake and left the house.
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Face the media.
Jiang Yan urgently refuted the rumor: "I don't have a lot of love. Don't talk nonsense. I initiated the divorce. Thank you."
He is a scientific researcher and a staunch materialist, but in order to get a successful divorce, he deliberately turned over the almanac before going out. The almanac said "On the eighth day of June, it is appropriate to kill chickens and sheep and get a divorce."
Well, it was a good day.
But on such a good day, on the way to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce, Feng Dian was involved in a car accident.
Jiang Yan:...? ? ?
He hurried to the hospital and saw Feng Dian, whose head was bandaged like a mummy, jumping up and down in front of a room full of doctors and nurses, shouting: "I'm not Feng Dian! I'm Feng Doudou!" The next second, when he saw Jiang Yan who had just entered the door, he jumped up and hugged him tightly, buried his face into his shoulder, and spoke in a coquettish and aggrieved voice: "Master, it hurts, hug..."
Jiang Yan was struck by thunder, and his eyes darkened——
Feng Dian was so confused that he was turned into a dog named "Doudou", who was always a cold and arrogant person. He would only bite anyone he caught and treat him as his master, and he would protect him with his hands.
Jiang Yan thought this was silly, so he said, "Don't call me master."
Feng·Injured·Smooth-haired Puppy·Doudou blinked his eyes: "Okay, I'm tired of my wife."
Jiang was disgusted by being called wife for the first time: "......... Why don't you listen to what you just called me?"
Yes, he doesn't like Feng Dian that much, but Feng Dian is Hakimi Doudou now. In the spirit of humanitarian concern, Jiang Yan felt that the marriage was inevitable for a while, and he had to wait until Feng Dian regained his consciousness and took care of his own life.
Never thought——
Feng Dian, who had slept in separate rooms for seven years of marriage and was as cold as ice to him, squeezed open his door, climbed into his bed, and took possession of him on the first night after he returned home after becoming a "dog."
Jiang Yan: "... You are such a real dog!"
The next day, Jiang Yan was wearing a turtleneck sweater in summer, sweating profusely, and sneaked into the laboratory quietly, but the sharp-eyed junior sister saw the two rows of strawberry marks on his neck.
Junior Sister: "Senior Brother Jiang, last night you and Mr. Feng..."
Jiang Yan: "Don't get me wrong, I was just bitten by a dog." As he said this, the tips of his fair ears secretly turned pink.
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Later.
Jiang Yan: "Whether it's scientific research or life, don't give up easily. Believe that when God closes a door and welds a window to you, he will definitely let out another dog for you."
Feng Dian: "Woof woof!"
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Reading instructions:
1. Parallel world, same-sex marriage is legal;
2. Marriage first, love later, two tsunderes have a two-way secret love without revealing it, until the attacker suddenly changes and starts to play straight...;
3. Randomly switch one dog breed every day, including but not limited to Erha, Teddy, German Shepherd, Chihuahua...;
4. 1V1, mutual doting, sweetness, Mr. Feng only listens to his wife and loves her. He is very possessive and will go crazy if he is jealous, but if he is touched by his wife, he will immediately become a well-behaved puppy;
5. Make up the number and think about it later.
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Purpose: Everyone has his or her own beliefs, loves the world, loves myself, loves you, and cherishes peace and pays tribute to those who carry the burden for our happiness.