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Sister Feng: Second Master, we have prepared some good girls for you in the backyard. Are you touched?
Jia Lian: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move.
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Second Sister You, the slave family is obsessed with getting married, why don't you see the slave family's infatuation?
Jia Lian (crazy for survival): Grandma, look, it's none of my business. I raised my hand and didn't even touch her!
Sister Feng: You must be obedient~
From an empty copywriter who doesn't know how to write copywriting.
P. S: clean party members are not allowed to enter
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New article "The Imperial Concubine Dressed as Cannon Fodder" Please add it to your collection~
Ming Yueli was in front of the concubine in the harem that he doted on. Unexpectedly, he closed and opened his eyes and entered a book about real and fake rich people who were favored by the group, and became the cannon fodder and real daughter who was slapped in the face by the group's doted heroine.
——Not only has a low IQ, but also has a bad heart, and ultimately ends up being imprisoned in a mental hospital and dying miserably early.
Mingyueli:? ! What a big dog! If I don't show off my power, you actually think that I am some kind of peerless and well-behaved kitten?
So Mingzhu discovered that since that bumpkin sister was found, her good days seemed to have come to an end——
Originally recorded as a variety show
Netizen: [Sister, I really feel pity for you! Protect the best sister in the world! Whoever wants to hurt my sister, step over my SHI body first!
Recording variety shows now
Netizen: [emmm, with all due respect, your sister's lotus flavor is too high, right? Sister, come on, kill that green tea!
Originally auditioned
Director: Although Mingzhu's acting skills are not good, she is popular with the audience, so she will be the one.
Audition now
Director: Sorry, we have already booked your sister.
What made her even more heartbroken was that at a certain dinner party, she saw with her own eyes the "Brother Yao" whom she longed for carefully and cherishingly kissed that bumpkin on the forehead.
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Mingyueli discovered that the fake daughter's sweetheart in the original book, Lu Yao, looked exactly like the emperor in her previous life, even his behavior and personality were the same.
Mingyueli: Tsk, this good skin is in vain. It's a pity that I have a brain disease, but I actually like Xiao Bailian? Slipping away...
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Lu Yao has always dreamed of a girl since he was sixteen years old. The girl's long eyelashes are slightly curled, her eyes are sparkling, and she rolls her eyes lightly: "Bah! A bitch!"
Lu Yao:? ? ?
It wasn't until he met Ming Yueli that he finally broke free from the long dream and offered his one million sincerities with both hands.
——No matter in this life or in the past, I will only surrender to you.
※Happy to read the article, don't like it ×
※The whole text has no logic, the heroine is the biggest
※The original female protagonist has a single arrow and the male protagonist, the male protagonist will always belong to the female protagonist
※ "Low IQ, bad heart" is the perspective of the original book and does not represent the true situation of the original female partner
※The male protagonist had other nominal concubines in his previous life [manually bolded]
Intention:
All Mumu's family are crooked, so Mumu whips him