I Eat Incense in the Last Days [Live Broadcast]

*Advance collection of "The Ancestors Are Back to Farm [Interstellar]" is begging to be collected* Column: Click [Favorite this author] to unlock the storyteller Muzi Copywriting of this article: Liu Er, a poor man who has been cultivating for 999 years and is one year short of being able to ascend (crossed out)... Corpse cultivator, in order to obtain the incense of cultivating for a full year, he has to live broadcast to gain followers in the last days. I heard that live streaming has improved the happiness of residents, so the boss of the East District opened a unique live streaming room out of curiosity. ——Sexy Liu Er draws talismans online, and the number of incense reaches 999 live broadcast to summon spirits—— [Zi Xiu Liu Er]: Today we will broadcast live how to summon souls. If you want to watch, believers will receive the latest electronic incense from the platform. Thank you all believers. Electronic Incense+1+2+100…… Liu Er glanced at the number of the electronic incense, then at the real incense next to it that lasted longer than before, and smiled with satisfaction. [Zombie Cultivator Liu Er]: First, let's go out and catch a zombie... 666Can you catch zombies? Anchor 666, send a doomsday helicopter [Zi Xiu Liu Er]: Thank you xxx for the helicopter. Believers should send incense and silently say to Xiu Xiu Liu Er that he will become an immortal. [The anchor who is not greedy for money has followed] [The anchor who is superstitious has followed] [The anchor who is not greedy for money has followed] East District Boss: Is this superstitious anchor the one who improves the happiness of residents? Platform boss (huh? This one seems to be Sai Jingshi): Superstition is not advisable. He is just an entertainment anchor. He has clichés, clichés, clichés! After rectification: ——Sexy corpse cultivator, beating the boss live! ! ! —— [Zombie Cultivator Liu Er]: Today we have a live broadcast of fighting zombies. What did this believer say, boss? Yes, it's the zombie boss! Reading Tips *No cruelty to sand sculptures; *1v1, double purity, main recipient; *All kinds of talismans are completely fabricated; —————————————————— Copywriting of "You Mine": As a stone spirit on the earth, his spirit exploded accidentally, he flew out of the sky to a strange place, and was sold by human traffickers to mine in a "black mine". The Emperor Star Admiral was framed as a treasonous general. When he went to the satellite system, he accidentally fell in front of the stone Jing Shi Sui. Shi Sui, who dreams of picking up a daughter-in-law: The mine is really nice. I have food and drink and a daughter-in-law as a gift. I love it. After waking up from a coma, the admiral thought his ears were broken when he heard the word "wife" for the first time, until he heard the second word—— Admiral: Get out! Shi Sui: My wife has such a personality, I love her! … Later, the admiral looked at Shi Sui beside him with satisfaction: Wife~ The stone spirit, who was already lying dead, expressed that he could no longer love her. Admiral: Wife, please answer me~ Shi Sui: Get out! Weibo: @ Zero6 ya Intention: None