[Don't watch Orz, the original plot will be overturned and rewritten in your lifetime]
Li Xu picked up an unknown creature outside the bar and took it home.
The unknown creature is fully armed, with only a pair of clear eyes showing. It can do whatever it wants, and it will brag: "Believe me, this year's Oscar winner is yours."
Li Xu rolled his eyes when he was ridiculed for acting like a primary school student reciting a text: "If I really become an actor, I will stand on my head every day and have diarrhea."
"..."
A few months later, Li Xu, who was holding the Little Golden Man Award, was interviewed: Now I regret it, very regret it. I regret that I picked up a bad guy who had a bright mouth. I thought that the bad guy was greedy for money, but I didn't expect that he was motivated by sex, and he still turned out to be the best. Now that he lost the bet, he can't rely on it. It's a tragedy in the world. It's a tragedy in the world.
Media: The new actor said that your predecessor is bad. What do you think of this?
Ni Zhan, who had just posted his marriage certificate, raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: It seems that this is the case. He cries and says this every night.
Li Xu:......
Fans, Du Wei, CP fans:...
Please, someone please take this cancer away!
#I suspect the male god is driving but there seems to be no evidence: D#
#Choose one, handstand to have diarrhea or get married: D#
Strong desire to control, black-bellied attack × cold outside, warm inside, surly and receptive
Reading guide:
①1V1HE, short and medium stories.
②The writing is ineffective, the logic is full of bugs, and the essence of the work is lost.
③Unrealistic and mindless. Double cleansing in both places.
Concept: The protagonist never forgets his original intention and has a bright future after becoming the best actor.
Reader comments
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What kind of animal is Guo Yueguang?
It's really well written in big letters (?▽?)
Ah ah ah ah why are you stuck here? Let's talk about life.
Stuck here? ? Why don't you bab bah bah bah bah? !!!
Green knitted hat hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kid