[Yin Chen version]
The day after Yin Chen ended his career as a killer, he worked as a bodyguard for a certain CEO's lover.
This CEO is also a playboy and has had three lovers in one year!
But neither of them lasted long. They broke up not long after dating the CEO, and the reason for the breakup was all because of Yin Chen?
Lover A: "The president likes me because, like you, I have moles on my lips."
Lover B: "The president likes me because my single eyelids are very similar to yours."
Lover C: "The president likes me because of my... Fuck! Because my personality is very similar to yours!"
Yin Chen:? ? ?
Yin Chen decided to have a good talk with his employer.
Mr. Mu: "So you don't want half of my net worth?"
Yin Chen: "dbq, bow to the power of money!"
[Mu Zheyu version]
Mu Zheyu doesn't believe in fate, he wants to keep the person he loves close to him.
One day, Yin Chen came to see him.
Mu Zheyu rubbed his temples and opened the search engine - "rice circle terms".
"The CEO is also worried about love today", "So what does dbq mean?" ", "Why can't I understand any of these abbreviations?"
Reading guide:
1. The character's three views do not represent the author's three views.
2. Don't discuss whether it is clean or unclean, and write the copy clearly.