Copywriting one:
While playing around, Chi Yu jumped up on the sofa wearing a bedsheet, spread his wings and shouted: Monster, show your prototype!
Snap! Yao Haiyang was caught off guard and turned into a big fish, flapping his tail innocently on the floor.
The mother who suddenly came to the door was shocked: What a fat fish! He happily carried it into the basin and carried it away, "I'll raise it for you for a few days and then kill it and eat it next week."
Copywriting two:
What is your true identity?
Facing Yao Haiyang who was blowing bubbles leisurely in the bathtub,
After briefly thinking about his poor English, he decisively pushed away the Encyclopedia of Western Monsters. Chi Yu had a copy of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" in his left hand and an "Encyclopedia of Marine Life" in his right hand. He opened his bow from left to right: the winning fish with a fish body and bird wings and a sound like a mandarin duck? Wrong. A very intelligent, cute dolphin? Obviously not.
Looking at his excited wife and her curious and expectant eyes, Yao Haiyang lifted his tail aggrievedly, and a string of water drops splashed onto the New Year pictures on the wall that he particularly loved and posted everywhere. He held a grinning fat baby in his arms...
Carp?
He closed his eyes and turned his white and tender belly pretending to be dead.
"Chichi can't dislike me."
Carp has always been better with a white body and red spots, and the shape and symmetry of the red parts are also very important, which is particularly important.
Yao Haiyang, who was all white and flawless, turned over and remembered the time when he was rejected and ridiculed by fish when he was young, and could only hide alone in the water plants. He trembled all over and prayed hard in his heart.
A very sad person and a very Buddhist fish, huddled in their own bleak lives, lighting up their own stars for each other.