As the younger brother of "campus male god" Qin Mansheng, Mu Zhao is also his loyal fan.
What I must do every day is: fight him, fight him, and fight him again!
However, Mu Zhao found that his input method had become somewhat inoperable recently.
When chatting with a male idol, I originally wanted to say "I want to sleep", but ended up saying "I want to sleep with you";
I wanted to say "I like to eat", but it turned out to be "I like you".
Male God:? ? ?
Mu Zhao: This hot chicken input method! (Ah fall)
Not only that, one day he woke up in the middle of the night and was surprised to find,
His input method is chatting with the male god using earthy love words!
Input method: Can you swim?
Male God: No.
Input method: Then you have to learn it.
Male God: Why?
IME: Because we're about to fall in love.
Male God:? ? ?
Mu Zhao: No, listen to my explanation! This is all the fault of the input method! QAQ
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[The continuation of the article "The radish I grew is worth a million", please give me advance notice!
Zhou Youlu traveled through the book and became the vicious male supporting character in the book, committing suicide every day.
In the end, he was banned from the entire Internet after offending the male protagonist Xu Peicheng.
He lost his job, his reputation was ruined, and his landlord kicked him out of his home.
Desperate, he had no choice but to return to his hometown and prepare to make a living by farming.
Unexpectedly, he accidentally planted a golden radish!
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CEO Xu Peicheng suffers from a strange disease. He will faint if he stands for more than half an hour.
I went to countless doctors and took countless medicines, but nothing worked.
Until one day, he took a sip of golden radish soup...
My waist no longer hurts, my legs are no longer sore, and I feel energetic!
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When he learned that his rival wanted to buy his golden radish,
Zhou Youlu squinted his eyes and crossed his legs: "One radish is one million."
Xu Peicheng was silent for a moment: "Deal."
That night, the trending headline on Weibo was "#radish1million".
People who eat melons have expressed their grievances for Xu Peicheng:
"One million?! This is a money trap!"
"The unscrupulous businessman is so shameless!"
"Won't your conscience hurt?!"
As a result, Xu Peicheng smiled fondly: "I am happy to spend money on my wife."
Zhou Youlu:? ? ?
Conception:
Reader comments
Come on, author, please sit down and sit down if you find such a trap~
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Hahahaha, I saw the updated logo today and came in.
Come on, author, please sit down and sit down if you find such a trap~
I like great writing, come on!
Hahahaha, I saw the updated logo today and came in.