[The new Wen Chun joke article "Transform into a Master, but hold a group meeting" has been published]
[During the serialization period, the text and copies were revised many times, and there were many discrepancies with the pirated texts. The complete and authentic version is only available in Jinjiang~]
#I live an ordinary and friendly life in Infinite Flow but I always scare ghosts everyday#
Lin Huai feels that he is an ordinary college student. He loves science, life, and living people, and is obsessed with using novels and TV series to make up for the gaps in his knowledge.
Apart from being a ghost in a dry well, devouring a city of ghosts, and seizing the body of a cold college student, there is nothing special about him.
Now, he just wants to live a peaceful life with occasional U-turns.
Until he found out that the apartment he was going to rent was cordoned off. The note on the long table in the hall reads: "One of you is a ghost. If you catch that ghost, you will survive."
Lin Huai:? I really just want to rent a house.
"Don't be afraid, little newcomer." A hand was placed on the weak and helpless man's shoulder, "I will protect you."
Lin Huai nodded movedly.
Then, the man named Chu Tianshu smiled heartily at him.
"I'll help you beat that ghost soon."
Lin Huai: (smiling)... I'll hit you first, okay?
Later, Lin Huai tried hard to hold back the ghost that was screaming and running away from him, and knocked on the door with difficulty with his shoulder.
"Help me! It's trying to escape... No, it's chasing me!"
*
Lin Huai has always believed that kindness and enthusiasm can influence people's hearts.
Adhering to the principle of not discriminating against humans or ghosts, he opened his mouth to greet the NPCs who were also ghosts, shook hands with the bloody hands stretched out from under the bed, enthusiastically dug out the ghosts buried in the soil and set them free, and shared the cause of death with Bixian...
But why are those NPCs becoming more and more afraid of him?
Lin Huai: It's not easy to be a kind and good person.
*CP Small Theater
(before dating)
Lin Huai: (Behind the door) When I was still a ghost, the thing I looked down on most were you ghosts who only used flesh and blood to scare people, and your methods were too ugly.
Chu Tianshu: Lin Huai! Hold on! I'm here to save you!
Lin Huai: (Turns his head) Hey, hey, hey, he scared me to death. That ghost wants to kill me, help me!
Chu Tianshu: ... Why did you turn your head 180°?
Lin Huai: (uses both hands to correct it) You are wrong.
(After dating)
Lin Huai: (turns his head) What gift do you want for Christmas?
Chu Tianshu: You.
Lin Huai: Oh, then I'll buy two gift boxes.
Chu Tianshu:? ? Why did you buy two boxes? ?
Lin Huai: I'm sending it to you, but it doesn't seem to fit in one box?
Chu Tianshu:? ? Stop it
Lin Huai: Just kidding, hehe
The arrogant and arrogant person is actually a loose and aggressive person who is secretly hidden, evil and chaotic, a happy little lunatic who does whatever he wants and occasionally pretends to be good.
There are a lot of cool operations, each one more showy than the last.
Even those who are timid can watch this comical and hilarious rant style!
Brain hole post archive 2019.1
Recommended "After Being Haunted by a Reborn Paranoid Man" which has been completed
During her sophomore year in the design department, Chi Lanyi thought she had found the most perfect young boyfriend.
Gao Rong is strong, reliable, rational and affectionate. He provided Chi Lanyi with the best fashion resources and got rid of all the classmates who were jealous of Chi Lanyi. He calmly defended Chi Lanyi's genius image in the mall, but in bed he could gently kiss away every fragile tear of Chi Lanyi.
Chi Lanyi felt that there was no one luckier than him in the world. He was grateful to Gao Rong and wanted to spend the rest of his life with Gao Rong.
Until he discovered that Gao Rong was different from what he imagined.
Gao Rong has been monitoring him.
*
Gao Rong was reborn from the haze of betrayal.
In her previous life, Chi Lanyi used her genius, neurosis, and fatal beauty to make Gao Rong fall hopelessly in love with him - and ruined Gao Rong's life that should have been on the right track.
Gao Rong should have become a great entrepreneur or a successful politician, instead of being like this: after shaping the myth of Chi Lanyi as a fashion genius, he was divorced and kicked out by the person he loved all his life.
After rebirth, Gao Rong looked at Chi Lanyi and thought that he had spoiled Chi Lanyi rotten in his previous life.
In this life, he wants Chi Lanyi to be unable to take care of himself without him. He wants to use gentle traps to make genius become his only forbidden love.
He drove away the professor who framed Chi Lanyi and imprisoned Chi Lanyi in the greenhouse of the incubator project. He negotiated the most favorable contract for Chi Lanyi, but he also sent away Chi Lanyi's friends who had kissed Chi Lanyi on the cheek.
He wants Chi Lanyi to be his canary in the glass cage, the one who attracts all the attention and is perfect, but can only jump in his palm.
He wants Chi Lanyi to be soaked in warm water and drowned unconsciously, becoming his only property. He wants Chi Lanyi to love him madly and stay with him, never wanting to escape.
*
Gao Rong always felt that he had done a good job.
He arranged for Chi Lanyi's vicious parents to go bankrupt and cut off Chi Lanyi's final escape route. But he didn't expect that Chi Lanyi, who he had placed to sleep on the velvet cushion, was standing behind him, listening to the phone call with a pale face.
Gao Rong thought Chi Lanyi was lost in a sweet dream. When dawn comes, he will give Chi Lanyi a gentle good morning kiss, and then continue his happy and fragrant day with his little prey.
Gao Rong didn't know that Chi Lan, who was hiding behind the curtains and leaning in endless fear, had only one idea.
——He wanted to escape.
The reborn paranoid male ghost is as possessive as he is protective. Attack × Proud Genius Depressed Designer Suffers
Double rebirth, attack first and be reborn, then suffer and recover memory
Demining:
1. Feeling of forced love
2. Both of them love each other very much, and their relationship is so serious that they are both gravity men. If you like light-flavored sweet pets, this article is not suitable for you.
3. In any period of time, the only thing the body and mind have is each other, but there is a period of love
Concept: Smile is the bridge of communication, and bravery is the passport of the wise. As long as you believe in yourself, treat others in a friendly way, and never forget to respect everyone, you can save people's hearts.