Copywriting (somewhat astringent, after all, there is mustard)
What will happen if you mix celery with mustard?
Celery: Huh? Who wants to mix mustard and make them smell bad?
Everyone: That smells like vinegar! Who gave him so many fans?
Celery: I also have a fanboy who I love to kill.
Mustard: Who is it? Pull it out and take a look.
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